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Today, I met my girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner. Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby. I never knew she had hernias repaired and said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27319) - you deserved it (96818)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by douchetard (man) - United States (Maryland)

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..."So she's told me".

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#2 - On 03/26/2009 at 11:52am by lovely_189

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