Today, before having morning sex, my girlfriend for over a year whispers to me "Do that thing you did at the Halloween party". There was no morning sex as I reminded her that I was sick with the flu then and didn't go with her to the party. FML

by James / 11/05/2009 at 11:38am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

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  • Maybe she wanted you to not be there, like you weren't there at the party.

    You probably should have guessed cunnilingus and gone for it. After you bust a big, fat nut all over her face, that's when you find out what happened at the party.

    #7 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:32pm by perdix

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  • Wow....what a slut-bag!

    #6 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:30pm by Punkartmama

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