Today, before having morning sex, my girlfriend for over a year whispers to me "Do that thing you did at the Halloween party". There was no morning sex as I reminded her that I was sick with the flu then and didn't go with her to the party. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6450) - you totally deserved it (510)
On 11/05/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by James (man) - United States (New Jersey)
woah I was first 0_o I've never had this happen b4, shuld I say FIRST!
#2 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:12pm by getreadysetfml
ok so if your first, cant u spell?? honestly, are u child or illiterate
#3 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:14pm by yellowstockings
Are you really telling someone that they can't spell...? LOOK AT YOUR COMMENT.
#19 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:29pm by caticaticati
Maybe she wanted you to not be there, like you weren't there at the party.
You probably should have guessed cunnilingus and gone for it. After you bust a big, fat nut all over her face, that's when you find out what happened at the party.
Dude I am actually really REALLY curious what happened and how it all ended... any way you can tell us? Pleaaase?
She meant she wants you to be sick and not be with her... duhh...
#14 - On 11/05/2009 at 4:58pm by WonderBlunder
Worst part is that means it was prolly better than sex with you, cause she had to tell u to do something u normally don't.
dude unless you can work something out that's REALLY good, then dump the ho. she's not worth your time if she's jus a loose slut.
#18 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:18pm by hXcsoccerplaya
Whoever said being a slut on Halloween is okay, you're wrong. Being a cheating whore is never okay. No matter what day of the year it is. I just don't understand how anyone could cheat.
#22 - On 11/05/2009 at 10:16pm by ericalew_xo
oh so that was your girlfriend? by the way, the halloween party was hella fun, sorry you couldnt be there.
ah I pitty your poor soul that you can't read between the lines and see that see is making goo goo eyes at another now. if not then these are called early warning signs dawg. let me know if you wanna have her tracked afterall a clown isn't gonna stick out in a crowd
#29 - On 11/06/2009 at 7:33am by ClownSmilely
She meant - do that thing you do.. when you bend over your roommate and flat out ball smack him going all doggie business. She got so hot watching you stuff your roommate last Halloween. She wants to know if you can stuff that turkey cum Thanksgiving. That's right, 'cum'.. oh lol you make her feel so alive..
ydi for not getting the flu shot. agreed that every girl dresses, acts, and behaves like a slut/whore on halloween. that is my favorite religious holiday of the year.
#38 - On 11/07/2009 at 7:10pm by ladiesman14
And that's what the flu shot is for. You stick it in your arm so you don't get too sick to stick it in your girlfriend.
You should have played along and asked her to remind you what you did at the Halloween party.
lol i feel for her :P, she obviously thought it was you at the party. Find the guy who fucked your gf, and kick the shit outa him, if she did it on purpose dump her ass
