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Today, before having morning sex, my girlfriend for over a year whispers to me "Do that thing you did at the Halloween party". There was no morning sex as I reminded her that I was sick with the flu then and didn't go with her to the party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17013) - you deserved it (1419)

On 11/05/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by James (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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