Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was 'the colours don't match'. FML
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On 11/04/2009 at 8:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
damn FYL!if my girlfriend did that to me I would be like hey sexy!!I wouldn't care about the color matching at all. anyways he doesn't appreciate what u do for him...so yeah FYL~
#1 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:12pm by shadowkillah
"to dress up" is a verb.
sexy = adjective, qualifies a noun
sexily = adverb, qualifies an verb
Today, I decided to dress up *sexily*
Tsk. Tsk.
At least get your facts straight before spouting off like a middle school teacher. To dress up functions as an infinitive phrase noun-object of the word "decided" in that sentence. Not that grammar even matters on FML, idiot.
#7 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:40pm by withsexyresults
Um, wanna talk about grammar? U don't put *an* in front of constonants u doofus brain!
Tsk tsk to you bitch!
BTW, the point of commenting on ppls FMLs is not so u can point out their spelling errors for your own self righteous enjoment.
#13 - On 11/04/2009 at 3:16pm by pinkdancer
Well...let's see. The letter "i" is not a CONSONANT (not constonant), so, "an" was actually appropriate.
BTW, what exactly is "enjoment" ? (enjoyment, maybe?)
Just thought I'd join in and hopefully end this pointless grammar lesson.
#29 - On 11/04/2009 at 9:59pm by Bran_Dizzle_
Well if you wanna keep being a dick about it pinkdancer was pointing out the fact that remysgal put "an" in front of the word "verb". V is not a vowel sooooo yeah
Either you have a gay boyfriend, or your so-called "assets" really need to be concealed, not revealed.
Or both.
I dunno, colours are pretty important. And colour coordinating is also kinda an easy thing to do, being sloppy is just lazy.
Maybe he wasn't referring to the colo(u)rs of the corset and "undies."
What if her wild, untrimmed bush burst out of her thong and revealed that she does not have matching luggage?
hahahhaha maybe, maybe :D
sure it could sound gay, OCD, busy bush, not hot looking, he's over sexed, just plain not into u, etc.... whatever the case is, its not normal. Next time u dont have something that matches just go nude! corset, no undies, & waxed pussy.... HOT!! ;)
Do you guys seriously not have anything better to do than correct spelling and grammar on FML? Seriously, grow up. It's FML, not a literature digest.
#4 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:16pm by ashleynonymous
What a coincidence, wairdt, I also have CDO. It's the same a OCD, but in proper alphabetical order like it just has to be.
he's gay. gay gay gay. honestly, read it again. she put on her sexiest lengerie, and all he noticed was.. *über gay voice* that the colors, are clashinnnnng...
if that's not gay, I don't know what is.
#15 - On 11/04/2009 at 3:37pm by Silentknight
if you can "look" sexy, or "be" sexy, then you can "dress" sexy.
sexily would also work in this situation, but way to fail your first day as the grammar police.
on a side note, would you question my unnecessary use of the word "fishes" whenever possible?
#17 - On 11/04/2009 at 3:45pm by MaddogTotten
This could just as easily turn into one of those FMLs that basically says "my boyfriend is dating my brother"
#18 - On 11/04/2009 at 3:53pm by QuentinM95
The correct reply to that is: "Our pube hairs don't match, so they won't be getting together anytime soon."
That disrespectful piece of rubbish. Get rid of that ungrateful bastard and hook up with someone like one of your FML buddys here who will appreciate you for the tramp that you are! Fuck that guy!
Yeah, he's gay. Usually sexy lingerie doesn't stay on long enough to even notice the colors.
#25 - On 11/04/2009 at 5:41pm by startrekker
He's a total Faggot. it doesn't matter if the damn colors don't match... the point is you tried to do something for him.
#27 - On 11/04/2009 at 6:34pm by MissTipsy1895
he's homosexual. dump him! this person i know * happened last week * married this guy and she spent $20000 on the wedding, then $10000 to move to Hawaii, then went browsing her pc she found $5000 of gay porn in her comp. she tried to sue him and lost $10000. they're divorced now, obviously.
#28 - On 11/04/2009 at 9:50pm by icanfloat12
When he doesn't pay attention to detail I bet he gets in trouble but now that he pays attention to detail you're still not satisfied.
#31 - On 11/04/2009 at 11:13pm by iplayrugby18
I hathNever understood the grammar wars that go on in these streams of comments... He does sound gay.
did he really say colours? that makes it 10x more gay.
#36 - On 11/05/2009 at 3:46am by MaddogTotten
From now on, when making a sexy presentation, just wear a towel and the few droplets of water that still remain from your shower...
(Dump the current boy toy because this memory has and will continue to taint this relationship. You'll always feel self concious or not good enough for this guy now.)
Wow! He's a particular kind of 'Short-Bus' Special... heh!
#40 - On 11/07/2009 at 6:10am by prophetsam
Thats kind of like, "I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse".
#42 - On 11/08/2009 at 9:58pm by sanityhazard
colours wasn't spelt wrong. that's just how we spell it in Australia
#44 - On 11/10/2009 at 6:05am by carzfrommarz
OMFG miman would have been like" dayum gurl u be lookin so dayum sexii!" yea he mite notice the colour diff but it wouldnt matter!! I mean dont get meh wrong im a woman who matches her colors beautiful (so I think) but holii shyt nahhh dats gayyyyy. Did yall fuck afterwards?? I mean come on if yuh didnt jusx cuz of the colors.... then thats umm sad.
#46 - On 11/13/2009 at 10:22am by EbonyGoddess
