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Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was 'the colours don't match'. FML


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On 11/04/2009 at 8:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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damn FYL!if my girlfriend did that to me I would be like hey sexy!!I wouldn't care about the color matching at all. anyways he doesn't appreciate what u do for yeah FYL~

#1 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:12pm by shadowkillah

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Do you guys seriously not have anything better to do than correct spelling and grammar on FML? Seriously, grow up. It's FML, not a literature digest.

#4 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:16pm by ashleynonymous

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