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Today, I was hanging out with my friends. My friend started talking about how unfair it is that women can use their breasts to get promotions. I told him that he has no place to talk, as he used his "d*ck" a few months ago with his female boss. His girlfriend of 3 years was sitting next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks (1541) - you totally deserved it (6460)

On 11/02/2009 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by konichiwa (man) - United States (California)

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#1 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:38pm by blakehilli8

smooooooth

#2 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:38pm by EmmjayHEY

he may have dicked his boss, but did he get a promotion? if not, his dick didn't get him anything and your point is invalid. sucks for his gf though.

#3 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:41pm by flyboy57

Well aren't you smart.

#4 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:44pm by movies12

well thats what he gets for cheating on his girlfriend. if he didnt do that, you wouldnt have had that story to tell. so oh well FHL (eff HIS life)

#5 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:45pm by EffYoLife

I think you'll find its F HER Life, it's his gf thats been cheated on.

#31 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:36am by Shelley9912

You stupid ass!

#6 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:46pm by Skull_300

Awwhhh Shit man!!! That really sucks for him, and was really stupid on your part

#7 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:49pm by Kreb

YDI just because you aren't mature enough to type the word dick.

#8 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:53pm by Lonely_Lez

Wow. You Rock! So how are you posting FMLs from beyond the grave? You ARE dead now, right?

#9 - On 11/02/2009 at 8:11pm by mercyFML

I'm not sure how this is an FML? You exposed a guy as a cheat? The worst bit is that you didn't tell his girlfriend before.

#10 - On 11/02/2009 at 8:26pm by pointerdog

fail.

#11 - On 11/02/2009 at 8:35pm by stupiddumbblonde

FHL. lol.

#12 - On 11/02/2009 at 9:05pm by Subjectzero

Wow you know how to keep secrets!!!

#13 - On 11/02/2009 at 9:24pm by CrysGom

I would not be surprised at all that if the girlfriend benefited financially from her boyfriend's promotion, she would not mind HOW he got it.

She's so mercenary she just wants her man to get ahead, so to speak.

#14 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:34pm by perdix

:) nice!!! what happened after?? did u go after for the kill?

#15 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:49pm by omghehehe

um. how is that FYL? how about FYL for being such a pathetic creep and not being honest with his poor girlfriend.

#16 - On 11/03/2009 at 2:22am by kindness

not your fault. completely his fault fr sleeping around.

#17 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:33am by cmac86

FYL indeed for proving yourself to be unworthy of trust among your (ex-, hopefully) friends.

#18 - On 11/03/2009 at 9:05am by FromCFL

f his life for having a dumbass friend like you

#19 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:10am by Nailbunny

and if both of you were smart you would hve laughed as if you were making a joke

#20 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:12am by KarasuFyre

Funny, it's usually the subordinate who has to take dictation.

#21 - On 11/03/2009 at 11:49am by perdix

oh dear, sometimes it's best to keep quiet. then again it hard not to...

RI

#22 - On 11/03/2009 at 1:45pm by RIKANA

methinks I would do for no promotion. everybody loves a clown

#23 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:31pm by ClownSmilely

WTF is with everyone feeling sorry for the friend. He deserved it more than the OP does. That's what he gets for cheating. The only real victim in this story is the girlfriend. The cheating friend shouldn't have cheated, and I don't think exposing him is really that bad a thing to do, maybe the OP's subconcious knew it was wrong that the relationship continue on with tahe remaining hidden. I personally give the OP props, at least the girlfriend now knows what happened.

Thoiugh if it wasn't something subconcious,. I'm not sure how the OP made such a slip. That's such a long sentence to say without realizing where you're headed... lmao

Props to the OP, sorry to the girlfriend, and YDI to the boyfriend.

#24 - On 11/04/2009 at 1:33am by jchansfan

well it's not your fault that he cheated...

#25 - On 11/04/2009 at 2:56pm by thesadpiggy

he deserved it

#26 - On 11/04/2009 at 5:33pm by dragonflygal

this sounds more like your friends fml or even more appropriate his girlfriends not yours

#27 - On 11/04/2009 at 6:51pm by Paige_Nicole10

You're a first-class jerk, OP!

#28 - On 11/04/2009 at 10:14pm by joemk2012

Oh, okay, the OP is the jerk?
That cheating fucker deserved to be outed.

#29 - On 11/05/2009 at 9:17pm by Witchcraft

Its not the OP's fault he cheated. Assuming she is also good friends with the girlfriend, this puts her in an awkward situation. She tells she loses his friendship, if she doesnt and the girlfriend finds out about him cheating and the fact that that the OP knows about it, there goes that friendship. So tell me, how is this fair on the OP?

#30 - On 11/06/2009 at 9:05am by Reality_bites

Haha! Owned! FYL!

#32 - On 11/15/2009 at 4:09pm by happyhak

Ahaa u should have told her earlier. Bitch

#33 - On 11/17/2009 at 6:54am by HXCxSceneKidx

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