Today, I was hanging out with my friends. My friend started talking about how unfair it is that women can use their breasts to get promotions. I told him that he has no place to talk, as he used his "d*ck" a few months ago with his female boss. His girlfriend of 3 years was sitting next to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (1541) - you totally deserved it (6460)
On 11/02/2009 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by konichiwa (man) - United States (California)
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#1 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:38pm by blakehilli8
he may have dicked his boss, but did he get a promotion? if not, his dick didn't get him anything and your point is invalid. sucks for his gf though.
well thats what he gets for cheating on his girlfriend. if he didnt do that, you wouldnt have had that story to tell. so oh well FHL (eff HIS life)
I think you'll find its F HER Life, it's his gf thats been cheated on.
#31 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:36am by Shelley9912
YDI just because you aren't mature enough to type the word dick.
#8 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:53pm by Lonely_Lez
I'm not sure how this is an FML? You exposed a guy as a cheat? The worst bit is that you didn't tell his girlfriend before.
#10 - On 11/02/2009 at 8:26pm by pointerdog
I would not be surprised at all that if the girlfriend benefited financially from her boyfriend's promotion, she would not mind HOW he got it.
She's so mercenary she just wants her man to get ahead, so to speak.
um. how is that FYL? how about FYL for being such a pathetic creep and not being honest with his poor girlfriend.
#16 - On 11/03/2009 at 2:22am by kindness
and if both of you were smart you would hve laughed as if you were making a joke
#20 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:12am by KarasuFyre
methinks I would do for no promotion. everybody loves a clown
#23 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:31pm by ClownSmilely
WTF is with everyone feeling sorry for the friend. He deserved it more than the OP does. That's what he gets for cheating. The only real victim in this story is the girlfriend. The cheating friend shouldn't have cheated, and I don't think exposing him is really that bad a thing to do, maybe the OP's subconcious knew it was wrong that the relationship continue on with tahe remaining hidden. I personally give the OP props, at least the girlfriend now knows what happened.
Thoiugh if it wasn't something subconcious,. I'm not sure how the OP made such a slip. That's such a long sentence to say without realizing where you're headed... lmao
Props to the OP, sorry to the girlfriend, and YDI to the boyfriend.
this sounds more like your friends fml or even more appropriate his girlfriends not yours
#27 - On 11/04/2009 at 6:51pm by Paige_Nicole10
Oh, okay, the OP is the jerk?
That cheating fucker deserved to be outed.
#29 - On 11/05/2009 at 9:17pm by Witchcraft
Its not the OP's fault he cheated. Assuming she is also good friends with the girlfriend, this puts her in an awkward situation. She tells she loses his friendship, if she doesnt and the girlfriend finds out about him cheating and the fact that that the OP knows about it, there goes that friendship. So tell me, how is this fair on the OP?
#30 - On 11/06/2009 at 9:05am by Reality_bites
