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Today, I was hanging out with my friends. My friend started talking about how unfair it is that women can use their breasts to get promotions. I told him that he has no place to talk, as he used his "d*ck" a few months ago with his female boss. His girlfriend of 3 years was sitting next to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5632) - you deserved it (19536)

On 11/02/2009 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by konichiwa (man) - United States (California)

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well thats what he gets for cheating on his girlfriend. if he didnt do that, you wouldnt have had that story to tell. so oh well FHL (eff HIS life)

#5 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:45pm by EffYoLife

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smooooooth

#2 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:38pm by EmmjayHEY

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