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Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51118) - you deserved it (3768)

On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Dude.
You just got cockblocked by a fire alarm.
Ferreal,
Fuck your life.

#9 - On 02/06/2009 at 10:40pm by tishytot

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+10

Don't worry, they both had nasty STDs, this was actually fate saving your ass.

#11 - On 02/09/2009 at 1:30am by Necro

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