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Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56537) - you deserved it (4548)

On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Dude.
You just got cockblocked by a fire alarm.
Ferreal,
Fuck your life.

#9 - On 02/06/2009 at 10:40pm by tishytot

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honestly, i think the girls pulled the fire alarm. girls are mean like that. it was probably a joke.

#21 - On 03/03/2009 at 3:38pm by sarcasm_isme

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