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Today, my father decided that since he's paying for my flat, he will use it twice a week to have it off with his girlfriend while I'm away. My parents are still together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14748) - you deserved it (1348)

On 10/31/2009 at 8:54am - intimacy - by franzbiel (man) - Switzerland (Luzern)

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How can he boss YOU around? You have MAJOR blackmail! Use it! Tell him to get the hell out or your mom finds out!

#2 - On 10/31/2009 at 2:47pm by 3trobert

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Set up a cam and send it anonymously to your mom… she deserve the truth and respect from both of you. And get a part time job to pay for your place… it's yours, right? Unless he really got it for the girlfriend.

#9 - On 10/31/2009 at 4:07pm by lady_unknown

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