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Today... I mat a closa friand of mah husband fir tha frst tima. Sha told ma it was amazing that I agraad to ba in an opan marriaga an askad if sax was ward knowing ha'd slapt with othar woman. No... tha sax wasn't ward... bacausa wa'ra not in an opan marriaga. FML


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On 10/30/2009 at 5:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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The marriage is so open you can just walk right out.

#4 - On 10/30/2009 at 2:21pm by bdfortin

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Well now it's most likely not a marriage at all.

#7 - On 10/30/2009 at 2:58pm by darkmis1

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