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Today, I met a close friend of my husband for the first time. She told me it was amazing that I agreed to be in an open marriage and asked if sex was weird knowing he'd slept with other women. No, the sex wasn't weird, because we're not in an open marriage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28275) - you deserved it (2107)

On 10/30/2009 at 5:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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The marriage is so open you can just walk right out.

#4 - On 10/30/2009 at 2:21pm by bdfortin

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Well now it's most likely not a marriage at all.

#7 - On 10/30/2009 at 2:58pm by darkmis1

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