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Today, I finally had my tongue piercing heal up so I decided to try oral on my girl. Unfortunately, she has a hood piercing that got caught on my tongue ring, and neither of us could get them apart. We had to call my mom in to solve the problem. FML
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why in the godamn would you call your mom in? unscrew the tongue ring. dumbass.
If I got mine caught on something, my first thought would not be to call my mother, it would be to unscrew the damn barbell.
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Friday 21 November 2014