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why in the godamn would you call your mom in? unscrew the tongue ring. dumbass.

#5 - On 03/25/2009 at 9:32pm by jesseheath

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If I got mine caught on something, my first thought would not be to call my mother, it would be to unscrew the damn barbell.

#14 - On 03/25/2009 at 9:38pm by Raven

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