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Today, I finally had my tongue piercing heal up so I decided to try oral on my girl. Unfortunately, she has a hood piercing that got caught on my tongue ring, and neither of us could get them apart. We had to call my mom in to solve the problem. FML

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On 03/25/2009 at 5:04pm - intimacy - by Truan (man) - United States (California)

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why in the godamn would you call your mom in? unscrew the tongue ring. dumbass.

#5 - On 03/25/2009 at 9:32pm by jesseheath

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If I got mine caught on something, my first thought would not be to call my mother, it would be to unscrew the damn barbell.

#14 - On 03/25/2009 at 9:38pm by Raven

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