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Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me four months ago, telling him to come back. His answer: "feeling-wise I won't come back to you, but sexually, why not". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8379) - you deserved it (16649)

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thats disgusting. have some dignity woman, find a real man.

#2 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:38pm by naku

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if he's the one who broke up with you, what would you expect him to say?

#5 - On 04/29/2009 at 12:48pm by darkblue_13

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