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Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me four months ago, telling him to come back. His answer: "feeling-wise I won't come back to you, but sexually, why not". FML


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On 12/26/2008 at 2:53am - intimacy - by Laloose - Sent from mobile version

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thats disgusting. have some dignity woman, find a real man.

#2 - On 03/29/2009 at 4:38pm by naku

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"Telling" him? It seems a little strange to tell someone who dumped you to come back, rather than ask them. Nevertheless I guess that was a slap in the face if you are still in love with him.

#1 - On 02/11/2009 at 2:09pm by deadangel

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