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Today, after waiting a couple weeks, I finally slept with this guy I really like. It went like this: 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, done. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19283) - you deserved it (4095)

On 10/26/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by kl (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

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that was the sex you were talking about or how long it really was before you put out?

#1 - On 10/26/2009 at 11:14am by hogermite

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Wow, a whole couple weeks? You must have the patience of a saint.

#10 - On 10/26/2009 at 12:40pm by littlegolferboy

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