Today, I realized that I'm the only person in my house not getting any. My sister is sleeping with my ex. My roommate is sleeping with my brother. And my mom texted me asking me to make it look like she slept in her bed so that she didn't have to do the "walk of shame" in the morning. FML

by this_is_fucked / 10/24/2009 at 5:23pm / Zimbabwe (Mashonaland East) / Intimacy

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  • lol ... hey get laid then... there are tons of geeks on this website alone tht are desperate to get laid .. just read above :D

    #7 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:24pm by lahp

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  • Haha wow your mom is awesome!

    #6 - On 10/24/2009 at 9:35pm by Bloodknight

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