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Today, I bought body chocolate to use in bed with my boyfriend in the hopes of spicing things up. Everything was going great, until I tasted it. It was disgusting and actually made me gag a little. Later, my boyfriend checked the label and started laughing. It had expired 3 years ago. FML


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On 03/25/2009 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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1. Complain to the store.
2. That ice cream thing works as well.

#3 - On 03/25/2009 at 11:44am by braFTW

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#2 - crappy store stocking. Shelf stockers are supposed to rotate items, putting the oldest in front but constantly checking for expiration dates. If a stocker puts the newest in front and not all items are bought, it's really easy for an item to sit indefinitely. And, if the stocker is lazy and doesn't make sure the things he's rotating (or leaving in the back) haven't expired - well, things get pretty nasty.
- - - I'm a former grocery store worker. I've seen expiration dates that are ... surprising....

#6 - On 03/25/2009 at 11:45am by autumnshivaree

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