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Today, I bought body chocolate to use in bed with my boyfriend in the hopes of spicing things up. Everything was going great, until I tasted it. It was disgusting and actually made me gag a little. Later, my boyfriend checked the label and started laughing. It had expired 3 years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16341) - you deserved it (61330)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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