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Today, my girlfriend and I watched Juno. When the baby is born in the film, I put my arm around my girlfriend and whispered in her ear that one day it could be us having a baby. She responded by punching me in the happy sacks and telling me I wasn't getting any from her in a long time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7112) - you deserved it (18209)

On 10/21/2009 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by Ouch (man) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

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yes, it's very romantic to have an illegitimate child and give it up for adoption. little girls dream of the day they become teen pregnant.

#18 - On 10/21/2009 at 9:18pm by Kellypoo

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Haha, you totally deserve it. Not how you approach the subject of even possibly one day having a kid. I'd be leery of letting you touch me too if I was her.

#4 - On 10/21/2009 at 7:37pm by Bloodknight

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