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Today, I discovered that nothing kills a wet dream faster than a kitten who pounces on things that wiggle under the blanket. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24237) - you deserved it (3904)

On 10/19/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by JohnB (man) - United States (Washington)

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That's the only, and the youngest pussy you're ever gonna get.

#1 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:41am by allmidnighteyes

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Haha, sorta ironic. Who ever would of thought that pussy would kill a wet dream?

#10 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:19am by TaterSalad187

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