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Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12765) - you deserved it (2105)

On 10/18/2009 at 7:29am - intimacy - by Ignitingmylightsaber (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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LOL. She's a keeper!

#1 - On 10/18/2009 at 10:47am by nel15

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let me guess, glow in the dark condom.

#2 - On 10/18/2009 at 10:57am by mahounonina

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