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Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML


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On 10/16/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by DamnThatsHarsh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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What do you mean "mostly naked?" You're a dude! A woman can be topless OR bottomless and call that "mostly naked," with men, it's all or nothing.

What? Did you have just one ball hanging out?

#6 - On 10/16/2009 at 6:14pm by perdix

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you probably bore her to death because solitaire isn't really that fun either

#3 - On 10/16/2009 at 5:18pm by danis

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