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Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML
What do you mean "mostly naked?" You're a dude! A woman can be topless OR bottomless and call that "mostly naked," with men, it's all or nothing.
What? Did you have just one ball hanging out?
you probably bore her to death because solitaire isn't really that fun either
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015