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Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27528) - you deserved it (1969)

On 10/13/2009 at 9:45am - intimacy - by LOLCATS (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

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You should sleep with her sister. Or her Mom. Or both at the same time.

#2 - On 10/13/2009 at 1:54pm by macnamera

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What a whore!!!

#7 - On 10/13/2009 at 2:16pm by Paramedicjelly

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