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Today, my boyfriend came over for dinner, but couldn't eat because he had just gotten his tongue pierced. My grandpa heard this, winked at my boyfriend and said "Can't eat now, but I bet that's all you'll be doing in a few weeks..." My super protective father was sitting right next to him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69331) - you deserved it (6940)

On 03/24/2009 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Your grandpa rules

#3 - On 03/24/2009 at 3:11pm by tehhotness

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grandpa's a pimp

#11 - On 03/24/2009 at 3:24pm by McZeal

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