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Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his room, wearing his boxers. He told me this story about how one time he had diarrhea when he was stuck in traffic and had not choice but to poop himself. I asked him what prompted this story. He said I was wearing the boxers he pooped in. FML

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On 10/05/2009 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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You know, its not that big a deal - i'm sure he's washed them multiple times since. and besides, what better excuse to pull them off and get hot and heavy with him? ;)

#3 - On 10/06/2009 at 4:16am by JediMindTricks91

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You should be thankful. Seeing as how girls don't poop, this is closest your butt will ever come into contact with poop.

#9 - On 10/06/2009 at 9:39am by broken_symlink

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