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Today, I was paying for coffee and accidentally touched hands with the girl behind the counter. As I was walking home, I realised that was the closest I've been to getting laid in two years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19031) - you deserved it (3942)

On 10/05/2009 at 1:22pm - intimacy - by swedishguy (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

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since when is minor contact close to getting laid?!?

#1 - On 10/05/2009 at 5:17pm by darthhamlet

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I agree with darth hamlet if almost getting laid is just buy touching someones hand.I alost got laid a 100 times last week at work LMAO

#5 - On 10/05/2009 at 5:35pm by shawn916

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