Today, I was paying for coffee and accidentally touched hands with the girl behind the counter. As I was walking home, I realised that was the closest I've been to getting laid in two years. FML
by swedishguy / 10/05/2009 at 1:22pm / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Intimacy
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since when is minor contact close to getting laid?!?
#1 - On 10/05/2009 at 5:17pm by darthhamlet
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I agree with darth hamlet if almost getting laid is just buy touching someones hand.I alost got laid a 100 times last week at work LMAO
#5 - On 10/05/2009 at 5:35pm by shawn916
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