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Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25910) - you deserved it (1886)

On 10/02/2009 at 3:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

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