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Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Your 11 year old bro is getting some mad recess swing-set pussy. More power to him.

#5 - On 03/24/2009 at 4:07am by Jaywin

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"UR DOING IT WRONG."

This made me laugh :D

#4 - On 03/24/2009 at 4:06am by MaCherie

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