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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiance that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (87549) - you deserved it (5667)

On 03/23/2009 at 1:22pm - intimacy - by MID12 (man) - United States (Maryland)

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