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Today, I listened to my voice mail messages for the first time in months. One was from my Grandma that must have been meant for Gramps. I think I know now why my mother has so many siblings. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23217) - you deserved it (1908)

On 09/27/2009 at 8:52am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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I can kind of get a feel where this is going, but with the extreme lack of details, it's hard to say...

#2 - On 09/27/2009 at 2:13pm by Bloodknight

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Oh that's good. 4 all of u who don't get keep reading it over again. Or just turn your brains on. It's pretty obvious.

#8 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:23pm by doggie3

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