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Man or woman?

Today, I was on a third date with a girl. Things had been going really well. At one point, the conversation lulled. After a moment of silence, she asked me what my greatest fantasy was. I told her that it was being a superhero. She told me that she meant sexual fantasy. I'm 25. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19152) - you deserved it (52265)

On 03/23/2009 at 2:46am - intimacy - by whatever (man) - United States (North Dakota)

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Smooth one, man.

But I do agree with you. Superpowers would kick an immense amount of ass.

#1 - On 03/23/2009 at 11:09am by Jaywin

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Shoot...i would have probably said the same thing.....

#2 - On 03/23/2009 at 11:09am by BooYou

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