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Today, I was on a third date with a girl. Things had been going really well. At one point, the conversation lulled. After a moment of silence, she asked me what my greatest fantasy was. I told her that it was being a superhero. She told me that she meant sexual fantasy. I'm 25. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18699) - you deserved it (51612)

On 03/23/2009 at 2:46am - intimacy - by whatever (man) - United States (North Dakota)

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Smooth one, man.

But I do agree with you. Superpowers would kick an immense amount of ass.

#1 - On 03/23/2009 at 11:09am by Jaywin

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i think it's sweet.
and if i was her, i'd appreciate that you're enough of a decent guy to not be thinking about sex every second of the date. while it was your third, it's still nice to see a guy who's genuinely looking to get to know the girl before jumping in her pants.

and yeah, i would have said the same thing too. i want to fly!

#10 - On 03/23/2009 at 11:17am by fleg

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