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today my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shrt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso . When I asked him what he was doing he replied "well I was looking fir yur boobs but apparently u have none" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (96397) - you deserved it (8414)

On 03/22/2009 at 11:18pm - intimacy - by tinytitty (woman) - United States (New York)

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Yeah, so what?
Do the same with his dick/muscles.

#1 - On 03/23/2009 at 7:26am by partake

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do you have small boobs? what was he expecting, they'd be bigger underneath your shirt or something. Small boobs are hot, don't waste time with a guy who won't appreciate them.

#7 - On 03/23/2009 at 8:11am by kingnor

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