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Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing he replied "well I was looking for your boobs but apparently you have none" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77962) - you deserved it (5750)

On 03/22/2009 at 11:18pm - intimacy - by tinytitty (woman) - United States (New York)

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