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Today, I surprised my girlfriend with U2 tickets. Still no action. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12291) - you deserved it (27636)

On 09/24/2009 at 12:30am - intimacy - by loveless (man) - United States (New York)

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seriously. if you want sex just ask for it. girls are not obligated to respond to gifts with sexual favors.

#15 - On 09/24/2009 at 8:28am by diet_otaku

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LOL Who cares you get to see U2 w/ your girlfriend! =)

But I really hope that's not the main reason you bought the tickets lol, somethings even Bono can't make happen... :P

Either way this FML is great... =)

#1 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:20am by jchansfan

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