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Today, my girlfriend asked if she should get birthcontrol, of course I said yes and offered to pay the 55 dollar fee. She got her physical and pills and then dumped me the next day. I basically paid 55 dollars so that she can sleep with other people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24651) - you deserved it (3614)

On 09/21/2009 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by charlieday (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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What is it with all the, " I gave them money to gamble or fuck around and then they dumped me" fmls?

OP: you're better off without her, congrats.

#1 - On 09/21/2009 at 3:16pm by kratos8217

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yeah, that sucks. maybe she'll get an STD from all the people she sleeps with.

#3 - On 09/21/2009 at 3:26pm by flyboy57

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