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Today, my boss asked me to take some of the female mannequins and change the outfits. As I was changing them, I realized that this was the most action I've gotten in almost a year. Not only am I twenty-seven, but I'm married. FML
You should dress up as a pirate and get in bed with your wife because today's international talk like a pirate day
I spy some booty in your future arrrr
so tonight, go home and seduce her. simple.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 July 2014