Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, my boss asked me to take some of the female mannequins and change the outfits. As I was changing them, I realized that this was the most action I've gotten in almost a year. Not only am I twenty-seven, but I'm married. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24952) - you deserved it (3420)

On 09/19/2009 at 4:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Top comments

You should dress up as a pirate and get in bed with your wife because today's international talk like a pirate day
I spy some booty in your future arrrr

#2 - On 09/19/2009 at 10:17am by coldplaylive2003

See in context

so tonight, go home and seduce her. simple.

#5 - On 09/19/2009 at 10:31am by bubblybrooke

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

Mselle Risa's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML Pics : The top 4 pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are the worst. Anyway, the FML Pics app is still being downloaded all over the…

Tuesday 24 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: