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Today, my boss asked me to take some of the female mannequins and change the outfits. As I was changing them, I realized that this was the most action I've gotten in almost a year. Not only am I twenty-seven, but I'm married. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14918) - you deserved it (2063)

On 09/19/2009 at 4:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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