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Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61815) - you deserved it (3551)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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What did you eat?

#1 - On 09/15/2009 at 7:20pm by NHS_ASM

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WHAT THE FUCK.

This NEEDS to be illustrated. I cannot back that enough.

#10 - On 09/15/2009 at 7:23pm by allmidnighteyes

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