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Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (171465) - you deserved it (30231)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

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awesome dad

#1 - On 03/22/2009 at 3:06pm by MistAtMarseilles

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at least the family is supportive

did he give you any pointers? haha

#2 - On 03/22/2009 at 3:07pm by ChrisFrancia

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