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Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11709) - you deserved it (35154)

On 02/02/2009 at 7:56am - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Texas)

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