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Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to ruin my innocence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19991) - you deserved it (3378)

On 09/09/2009 at 12:13am - intimacy - by Magnus_the_Red (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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I think to say "get it on with me" shows you should keep your innocence...

#1 - On 09/09/2009 at 6:11am by WolfieZero

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that means she's banging someone else, run like the wind

#5 - On 09/09/2009 at 7:09am by Pastor_Rich

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