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Today, I drove an hour in a rainstorm to go see my boyfriend. Thirty minutes and a blow job later, he tells me he's going to meet some friends for dinner in half an hour then kicks me out of his house. It's still raining. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44838) - you deserved it (6764)

On 02/02/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by rained - Hong Kong

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wtf....i hope you mean ex-bf....thats definitely a dump-able offense...

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 10:34am by yenni

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Am I the only one to see that he should have invited her to dinner too? Dump him! Dump him! Dump him!!!

#7 - On 02/04/2009 at 2:23am by Lilu01

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