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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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On 09/02/2009 at 5:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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So u think u can dance?...in the shower

#5 - On 09/02/2009 at 11:32am by mohit88

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I really doubt that dancing naked would ever impress anyone. More like, make you laugh... :P

#6 - On 09/02/2009 at 12:28pm by Aska

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