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Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked. One thing led to another and we ended up going to her house and hooked up. Once we'd finished, I noticed another co-workers ID on the floor by her bed. I asked her about it and she said he must have dropped it there last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12999) - you deserved it (5745)

On 09/02/2009 at 4:41am - intimacy - by Mdrk783 (man) - United States

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And how was your ride on the company bicycle?

#9 - On 09/02/2009 at 11:56am by littlegolferboy

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whoh... check 4 STDs

#2 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:28am by Squirrellord911

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