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Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked. One thing led to another and we ended up going to her house and hooked up. Once we'd finished, I noticed another co-workers ID on the floor by her bed. I asked her about it and she said he must have dropped it there last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks (9205) - you totally deserved it (4391)

On 09/02/2009 at 4:41am - intimacy - by Mdrk783 (man) - United States

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nice

#1 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:25am by flamemlk

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you didn't say "FIRST!!!" what is wrong with you?

#12 - On 09/02/2009 at 2:16pm by NaziZombie

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whoh... check 4 STDs

#2 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:28am by Squirrellord911

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Your Eskimo Brothers!

#36 - On 05/25/2010 at 9:13pm by luther14

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wow that's so emabrassing for him

#3 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:32am by chris_the_G

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lol first iPhone!

#4 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:34am by broadway

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Damn! she's just running through all your coworkers. FYL

#5 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:48am by PenisMcballs

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Office sluts do suck, but at least you got some ;) so u deserve it.

#6 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:51am by cdrober

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Maybe they just watched a movie?

#7 - On 09/02/2009 at 11:01am by tWitt3rBuG

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ohhh yeah! let me tell you!
watching a movie requires going into the bedroom, preferably near the bed, and making him take out his ID and placing it on the floor.
If they did watch a movie, they probably watched Scooby Doo.

#27 - On 09/05/2009 at 11:08pm by cheerleader847

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And how was your ride on the company bicycle?

#9 - On 09/02/2009 at 11:56am by littlegolferboy

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awww you beat me to it. lol

#30 - On 09/06/2009 at 1:37pm by Scorpitarrius

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Hoes these days
Second shit fucks

#10 - On 09/02/2009 at 12:32pm by imadonkeymoooo

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So ur saying 'u accidentallied in her base' and there were earlier spies who accidentalied before you? Maybe u should accidentally those spies instead of accidentallying all over this website... (just a suggestion)

#11 - On 09/02/2009 at 2:05pm by NaziZombie

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i didnt get it, can sum1 break it down for me?

#14 - On 09/02/2009 at 3:09pm by IzraeliiChik

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Congrats on your new STD's!:D YDI for being a man-whore...

#15 - On 09/02/2009 at 3:24pm by tony8pie

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hey somebody's gotta bang the office whore so she can fulfill her destiny of spreading genital warts to all who feel it's necessary to get in there

#16 - On 09/02/2009 at 4:50pm by akkid17

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why is it guys can have all the sex they want with diff girls but when girls do it it makes them slutty

#17 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:46pm by Spongebobsquarep

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When guys do it, it just makes us jerks... and yet, those are the types that the 'sluts' always go for...

#21 - On 09/03/2009 at 4:59pm by Remegy

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"If a key opens many locks, then it's a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys, then it's a shitty lock." - Sickipedia

#38 - On 07/26/2010 at 3:10pm by rndg

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To spongebobsquarepants: that is because girls get loose!

#18 - On 09/03/2009 at 12:24am by benz189

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Guys, shes not a whore. She is free. Therefore, she is a slut. We don't worry about stds here cause we screw camels and were gona die soon anyway

#19 - On 09/03/2009 at 2:48am by dirtyturban

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wow, benz189
u sound like a ass. ha.
its so not fair that guys and fuck around whenever
and when girls do it there called whores. sluts, and other
random crap. ughh

#20 - On 09/03/2009 at 6:06am by Rajdeep0_o

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Why do you care? Unless she has an STD you shouldn't care unless your together.

#22 - On 09/03/2009 at 5:40pm by ElNegroHombre

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cool, you found the office whore. It's like a scavenger hunt. now you have to find the secretly gay person

#23 - On 09/03/2009 at 9:27pm by deadboy73

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what do you expect? She randomly screwed you, what makes you think you're the only one she's having sex with?

#24 - On 09/04/2009 at 12:33am by shilo_wallace

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When are you guys getting married?

#25 - On 09/05/2009 at 2:27am by Lucky_one

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i like big cocks all over my mouth, any1 agree? :D

#26 - On 09/05/2009 at 11:14am by Thompson34

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Really, if she has that easy, you know she's just as easy for everyone else.
Don't go thinking your something special, dumbass.

#28 - On 09/05/2009 at 11:10pm by cheerleader847

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that's juss nastyyy mann 0.o

#29 - On 09/06/2009 at 11:54am by wonderwoman101

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Did you were a condom then no harm no foul and guys get called asses jerks dogs man whore we just take pride in these comments where girls get imbarressed

#31 - On 09/07/2009 at 3:26pm by jcrazy123

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Wow that screams Angela from The Office.

#32 - On 09/08/2009 at 8:50pm by PinkDahlia

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Hahaha sounds like the office bike we have at our work.

#33 - On 09/09/2009 at 2:07am by apples123456789

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I hope you used protection.

#34 - On 09/16/2009 at 3:27am by OnTheRun

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Congratulations! You just screwed the office slut! You are now just another victim of hers.

#35 - On 10/04/2009 at 12:38am by AkihiroHattori5

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sorry I meant to grab it on my way out... mind bringing it to work tomorrow for me? 

#37 - On 05/27/2010 at 5:05pm by kewldubz

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