Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML
I agree, your life sucks (4041) - you totally deserved it (16185)
On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)
Hey, at least his parents wernt there with him helping getting moved in. That would have been reeeal akward.
#72 - On 03/16/2010 at 7:41pm by Dunebuggy569
I agree i thing the wordings what made it just that much funnier!!! lmfao
and #1 made me laugh really hard!! you rock
#67 - On 02/14/2010 at 4:56am by hellokittywhore
Awesome, Dude, FYL! But there is lesson to be learned... There is a time and a place to play with yourself :P
#3 - On 09/02/2009 at 3:07am by PsYcHoSOADLaDy
why would you do that in the first place? ydi for being naked on the couch touching yourself when you knew you were going to have a roommate.
You're a master at breaking the ice, OP. Congrats! I should invite you to some parties as a topic starter for cute girls.
#6 - On 09/02/2009 at 3:15am by caancoha
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Sarcasm just doesn't work in FMLs. Sorry, but YDI for being a dumb asshole.
#7 - On 09/02/2009 at 3:19am by shoshizzle
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Wait, So If You Didn't Do That, Why Is This An FML? idgi
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#8 - On 09/02/2009 at 3:25am by thtnerdykid
[Cont.] I hope you winked at him and moaned out, "I thought you should have a taste of the next year of your life" as you finished, got up, stroked his face, and shrugged on your robe.
#9 - On 09/02/2009 at 3:35am by caancoha
I'm a girl...I'm straight but this comment turns me on ahaha
#49 - On 09/04/2009 at 7:23pm by liveBabylon
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It is a good thing that didn't happen. Therefore this doesn't fucking belong here.
Fuck off you stupid bastard.
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so how is this a fml? you said you were not on the couch naked jackin off so who cares? this should not have made it past mods honestly it's not even a real fml.
today I met my new roomate but I was NOT jackin it on the couch. fml.
freak.
#20 - On 09/02/2009 at 6:11am by Nightfallz
he is being sarcastic, you morons. it did happen.
op, i love how this is worded. :)
#21 - On 09/02/2009 at 8:01am by oopsie_daisy8446
I agree with mostly everyone! It's cool how it is worded. But apparently, a few didn't get it. To bad. :)
hah! I'm sure the people who don't get it are the little 12 year olds on here. because honestly, how would a 15+ year old NOT get it?
OP: haha... good luck with him. I hope he comes around to your seduction powers.
and to those who don't get THAT, it was also sarcasm.
I'm gonna be so happy if both turn gay (if not already, no idea abput that) and live happily ever after.. An aweome first-date story this would be =)
I think it was implied that he was almost naked and it was awkward. You guys don't get sarcasm...
#27 - On 09/02/2009 at 9:41am by mollytamale
I wouldn't even jack off on my couch if I lived alone, let alone if knew I was going to be living with someone else.
#28 - On 09/02/2009 at 12:09pm by littlegolferboy
YDI cause u shouldn't have been "au natural" when u knew that u were gonna have a roommate. now, if nobody told u u were gonna have a roommate, that's different. but u obviously knew. btw, this sounds fake.
wow you guys are fucking dumbasses I'm 15 and even I fucking get it. he was trying to be funny and be sarcastic. get some humor!
#41 - On 09/02/2009 at 11:22pm by alexaundrea_orse
This is awesomely phrased. Your life does indeed suck. It kind of depends on how long you had to live with them, too, I guess.
#52 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:43am by its_jaspertasic
Hahaha. I would've read this and moved on but for the wording. That's hilarious. (The wording, I mean. That first impression sucks.)
#53 - On 09/06/2009 at 7:27pm by ishirticapslock
Well yeah its awkward at that time but who knows? I bet in a couple months or so maybe longer/shorter you guys will just laugh your asses off about it.
who the fuck does that in the first few days of school when you know the other roomate hasnt come in yet?
#58 - On 10/06/2009 at 7:40am by che_williams
I love the way this is written! "Today i moved into my college dorm today and found my new roommate naked, playing with himself on the couch. i think I'm gay now. fml"
#62 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:12am by minenotyours
hahaha he shoulda said need a hand? I woulda just bent her over and get to work hahaha since she was warming ip already
