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Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6919) - you deserved it (26082)

On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)

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I love how this is phrased haha

#2 - On 09/02/2009 at 3:01am by rhcpbeezy

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[Cont.] I hope you winked at him and moaned out, "I thought you should have a taste of the next year of your life" as you finished, got up, stroked his face, and shrugged on your robe.

#9 - On 09/02/2009 at 3:35am by caancoha

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