Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML

by mrboston / 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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  • I love how this is phrased haha

    #2 - On 09/02/2009 at 3:01am by rhcpbeezy

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  • [Cont.] I hope you winked at him and moaned out, "I thought you should have a taste of the next year of your life" as you finished, got up, stroked his face, and shrugged on your robe.

    #9 - On 09/02/2009 at 3:35am by caancoha

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