Today, my wife and I had another couple over. My wife was beside me while we all talked in the kitchen. I turned to put something in the fridge, and the other couple went into the next room. Turning back, I groped my wife's breasts playfully. She screamed and slapped me. It wasn't my wife. FML

by InTheDoghouse23 / 08/24/2009 at 5:25pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

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  • How do you not realize it wasn't your wife? Unless you just spun quickly and grabbed the first boob you saw.

    #7 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:40pm by Squadoosh

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  • Lesson learned: Look before you grope

    #8 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:44pm by fmlfmlfml15

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