Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML

by Mattyboy / 08/24/2009 at 5:57am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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  • WHY would you do that anyway? Wouldn't it be a little suspicious for her dad to come home and then you immediately knock on the door afterward?


    #4 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:41am by genius_man16

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  • " hey i was loooking for that!" lmfaooo

    #8 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:50am by dayrin7

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