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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26288) - you deserved it (12183)

On 08/24/2009 at 5:57am - intimacy - by Mattyboy (man) - United States (Texas)

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