Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML
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On 08/24/2009 at 5:57am - intimacy - by Mattyboy (man) - United States (Texas)
that's when you say. 'Uh, yeah, I was going over here so she could return them.' If that doesn't work, run like hell.
#67 - On 08/24/2009 at 9:51pm by cassiljiha
WHY would you do that anyway? Wouldn't it be a little suspicious for her dad to come home and then you immediately knock on the door afterward?
YDI
#4 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:41am by genius_man16
I agree. If he didnt see you walking up behind him then you automatically knock afterward he'd think you were a creeper. Now knocking on the door immediately after him, BAREFOOT... is all kindsa weird. shoulda been quicker on the uptake ;D seriously who forgets their shoes O.o
jus b honest wit him tell him the truth. the truth being tht u were about 2 nail his precious daughter. hel respect u after tht
#5 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:44am by anonymsspermdonr
my personal favorites are
"fuck me sideways"
"fuck me in the eyeballs"
#11 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:11am by orchids_torturer
or "carve out my eyes and skull-fuck my eye sockets" always a classic
#35 - On 08/24/2009 at 1:15pm by tonyDlolli
lmao!
I feel bad for you, I'd like to know what happened after though....
but seriously man I bet u were fucked just be /more/ careful next time and not get caught...
FYL and sucks cuz u probably didn't even get to get in her pants lol.
better luck next time OP :)
#18 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:28am by oh_mi_shizzle
I don't really understand why he didn't just put on his clothes and then act casual in her room. he does call the girl his girlfriend after all. . .
could happen to anyone, just say you ran outside to get something from the car (if you're 16+)
#22 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:35am by AshleyRose784
took me forever to understand this one. i got it i think
#25 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:57am by FFPianoDude
Anybody else getting tired of the term "heating up" when referring to sex? Maybe it's just me, but basically every sex or making out fml says it. How about "one thing led to another" or it got "hot and heavy". come on people!!
#31 - On 08/24/2009 at 12:37pm by AngelRaven89
"Oh, see, there are my shoes! I changed into my cleats at your house - sorry - and forgot my shoes! Thanks. Is your daughter home, by the way?"
#34 - On 08/24/2009 at 1:08pm by DameGreyWulf
That sucks! Well look at the bright side...at least it wasnt' your underwear :)
#40 - On 08/24/2009 at 1:46pm by kristinalynn20
"Those aren't mine, sir." "*suspiscous look* Oh? Whose are they then?" "YER MOTHER'S!!!!" *runs away*
#41 - On 08/24/2009 at 1:51pm by grrfaceftw
didn't you notice that you were walking around outside without those?
#42 - On 08/24/2009 at 1:53pm by PaulieeBooMN
you shoulda gone back in the house and nailed the shit out of her, that'd be rock and roll.
#52 - On 08/24/2009 at 4:06pm by KillU2009
I can't decide whether YDI or FYL I mean YDI for leaving them there in the first plae but then again FYL you prob won't get to see her for a while.
#53 - On 08/24/2009 at 4:56pm by Hay_bugs_0722
"Oh, so I did leave my shoes here, thanks, Mr. ____."
And if he asks, just say you're barefoot because you couldn't find any other pairs of shoes.
#58 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:59pm by kindofgocrazy
fyl sorry dude I feel ur pain happened to me too -_- I know it's not fun!
#60 - On 08/24/2009 at 7:08pm by longday13
"Oh that's where I left it? Have you seen my condum pack? I wanna f*ck your daughter soon."
Nice try, but remember she might be daddys little girl. So run like hell.
Good for you getting heated with her. ;)
#78 - On 08/25/2009 at 9:16am by Julietiloveyou
YDI for writing dad with a capital letter all the time.
#79 - On 08/25/2009 at 11:16am by skalman_sthlm
the fact that he answered the door with shoes means he knows already, so youre screwed, at that point just tell him it could be worse, it could be your pants hes holding ;D
#82 - On 08/25/2009 at 7:57pm by MuffinMan18
You spelled "capitalized" wrong, Ms. Elitist. Ah, a grammar nazi who cant spell.
#85 - On 08/26/2009 at 2:49pm by kaleid0scopeEyes
you could have just told him that you and her were studying or that your shoes got wet and u left them inside to dry
#91 - On 02/14/2010 at 4:30am by luckyetnot
