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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks (22218) - you totally deserved it (10293)

On 08/24/2009 at 5:57am - intimacy - by Mattyboy (man) - United States (Texas)

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rofl

#1 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:34am by mmmyeahsaraa

Woooww...Awkward or what!!

#17 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:28am by Zeke4448

haha definately a very smart daughter

#55 - On 08/24/2009 at 5:39pm by MyzticHydra

that's when you say. 'Uh, yeah, I was going over here so she could return them.' If that doesn't work, run like hell.

#67 - On 08/24/2009 at 9:51pm by cassiljiha

At least he didn't throw them at you!

#83 - On 08/26/2009 at 1:08am by wildxchild

fyl, that sucks.

#2 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:35am by dayanara

hahahhahahahahah that's pretty bad.

#3 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:38am by Fishies

WHY would you do that anyway? Wouldn't it be a little suspicious for her dad to come home and then you immediately knock on the door afterward?

YDI

#4 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:41am by genius_man16

I agree. If he didnt see you walking up behind him then you automatically knock afterward he'd think you were a creeper. Now knocking on the door immediately after him, BAREFOOT... is all kindsa weird. shoulda been quicker on the uptake ;D seriously who forgets their shoes O.o

#19 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:28am by Aeval_Fae

jus b honest wit him tell him the truth. the truth being tht u were about 2 nail his precious daughter. hel respect u after tht

#5 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:44am by anonymsspermdonr

Oooh, you're fucked.

#6 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:46am by Entracte

Nice attempt though

#65 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:49pm by Captain_Jello

YDI for heating things up

#7 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:48am by ydi_bitch

" hey i was loooking for that!" lmfaooo

#8 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:50am by dayrin7

"That's funny. I have shoes *exactly* like those..."

#72 - On 08/25/2009 at 12:58am by SilverBallet

hehe I moderated this. Go me!

#9 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:54am by gothymama

*gives medal*

#90 - On 01/26/2010 at 11:58am by HamsteronA

bahahaha!

#10 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:06am by ashiedeanilz

my personal favorites are

"fuck me sideways"
"fuck me in the eyeballs"

#11 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:11am by orchids_torturer

or "carve out my eyes and skull-fuck my eye sockets" always a classic

#35 - On 08/24/2009 at 1:15pm by tonyDlolli

Fuck me running
Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox
and a classic

Aww fuck

#38 - On 08/24/2009 at 1:22pm by Jaywin

bongo bongo

#12 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:20am by kayLatta

nice going.

#13 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:21am by OMGitsKaleyxo

I just lost the game

#14 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:23am by z411811

wow thanks for that

#15 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:26am by Aeval_Fae

Ouch.

#16 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:27am by The_Cait

lmao!
I feel bad for you, I'd like to know what happened after though....
but seriously man I bet u were fucked just be /more/ careful next time and not get caught...

FYL and sucks cuz u probably didn't even get to get in her pants lol.

better luck next time OP :)

#18 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:28am by oh_mi_shizzle

I don't really understand why he didn't just put on his clothes and then act casual in her room. he does call the girl his girlfriend after all. . .

#20 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:31am by Aura41269

could happen to anyone, just say you ran outside to get something from the car (if you're 16+)

#22 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:35am by AshleyRose784

that sucks. FYL. agree with 21. ahahahah rofl

#24 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:54am by ellend

took me forever to understand this one. i got it i think

#25 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:57am by FFPianoDude

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh sorry mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
hahahahahha

#26 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:58am by nam2012

haaaaaaaaaaaa

#27 - On 08/24/2009 at 12:16pm by theDIVA_NL

he was bound to find out sooner or later

#28 - On 08/24/2009 at 12:29pm by marlux

Fail. You deserved that one. Haha. How the heck did you forget your shoes?

#29 - On 08/24/2009 at 12:31pm by ac4089

hahaha that's awesome. ytdi tho (added a "t" for totally)

#30 - On 08/24/2009 at 12:35pm by Th217

Anybody else getting tired of the term "heating up" when referring to sex? Maybe it's just me, but basically every sex or making out fml says it. How about "one thing led to another" or it got "hot and heavy". come on people!!

#31 - On 08/24/2009 at 12:37pm by AngelRaven89

u shoulda left and came back with other shoes

#32 - On 08/24/2009 at 12:47pm by KiddNYC10

Did you say thank you to her lovely father?

#33 - On 08/24/2009 at 1:00pm by screwtaylor

"Oh, see, there are my shoes! I changed into my cleats at your house - sorry - and forgot my shoes! Thanks. Is your daughter home, by the way?"

#34 - On 08/24/2009 at 1:08pm by DameGreyWulf

"So thats where they went!" LOL.

#36 - On 08/24/2009 at 1:19pm by zomfgrawr_

In what part of you anatomy did her father return your shoes?

#37 - On 08/24/2009 at 1:20pm by BikerMike

Why did you need your clothes off to make out? YDI.

#39 - On 08/24/2009 at 1:43pm by xClarkGable

That sucks! Well look at the bright side...at least it wasnt' your underwear :)

#40 - On 08/24/2009 at 1:46pm by kristinalynn20

excellent point :D

#45 - On 08/24/2009 at 2:41pm by lastchance123

"Those aren't mine, sir." "*suspiscous look* Oh? Whose are they then?" "YER MOTHER'S!!!!" *runs away*

#41 - On 08/24/2009 at 1:51pm by grrfaceftw

didn't you notice that you were walking around outside without those?

#42 - On 08/24/2009 at 1:53pm by PaulieeBooMN

ouch! thats a bad one

#43 - On 08/24/2009 at 1:56pm by magicoa

YDI for having a dumb girlfriend.

#44 - On 08/24/2009 at 2:21pm by vita_questa_roba

Considering you're in Texas, it could have been worse... he could have been holding a shotgun.

#46 - On 08/24/2009 at 2:56pm by thugbert

I know, right?

#62 - On 08/24/2009 at 7:35pm by moonlight_daze

F. Y. L. U. T. A
U. O. I. P. H. S.
C. U. F. E. S
K. R. E.

#47 - On 08/24/2009 at 3:01pm by ohskit

I can't believe I understood that.

#51 - On 08/24/2009 at 3:36pm by CyclonePsycho

I tried.
Nothing.
Translation please?

#74 - On 08/25/2009 at 1:49am by Intoxicunt

The translation is "Fuck your life up the ass".

#87 - On 08/27/2009 at 8:10am by moonlight_daze

that's ace! FYL

#49 - On 08/24/2009 at 3:21pm by Decs69

Sooooo many fml's start out with the same intro. Goodness.

#50 - On 08/24/2009 at 3:34pm by sublime93

you shoulda gone back in the house and nailed the shit out of her, that'd be rock and roll.

#52 - On 08/24/2009 at 4:06pm by KillU2009

I can't decide whether YDI or FYL I mean YDI for leaving them there in the first plae but then again FYL you prob won't get to see her for a while.

#53 - On 08/24/2009 at 4:56pm by Hay_bugs_0722

wow, you have to sneak around to make out hahaha

#54 - On 08/24/2009 at 5:22pm by aaaaa12345

Lol. XD

#56 - On 08/24/2009 at 5:57pm by x_Leopard_x

YDI for dating a girl who knows her living father.

#57 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:36pm by moonlight_daze

"Oh, so I did leave my shoes here, thanks, Mr. ____."
And if he asks, just say you're barefoot because you couldn't find any other pairs of shoes.

#58 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:59pm by kindofgocrazy

Ydi hahaha lmfao

#59 - On 08/24/2009 at 7:04pm by shootingstar8D

fyl sorry dude I feel ur pain happened to me too -_- I know it's not fun!

#60 - On 08/24/2009 at 7:08pm by longday13

BUSTED!!!!!!!

#61 - On 08/24/2009 at 7:11pm by jonny2x4

that's why I wear flippy floppies!!!!

#63 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:34pm by thatguy83

You deserved it for having shoes.

#64 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:39pm by hastain

your my hero. lmao k, but that is a prety amazing story.

#68 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:36pm by julyahxoh

Haha! That's funny!

You are never allowed there again are you?

#69 - On 08/25/2009 at 12:06am by sven_sven

bahahahahahaha awkward much so wat happened then??

#70 - On 08/25/2009 at 12:26am by itsz_madi_bro

bahahahahahahh i bet u shat ur pants.

#71 - On 08/25/2009 at 12:27am by itsz_madi_bro

pfff lol thats kinda funny. sorry but it is.

#73 - On 08/25/2009 at 1:08am by carb_lover

YDI for wearing shoes.

#75 - On 08/25/2009 at 2:56am by turkeyfeeder

YDI for being Texan.

#76 - On 08/25/2009 at 3:17am by djzkibipony

Smooth. Reeeeal smooth.

#77 - On 08/25/2009 at 4:26am by JRSpaniel

"Oh that's where I left it? Have you seen my condum pack? I wanna f*ck your daughter soon."
Nice try, but remember she might be daddys little girl. So run like hell.
Good for you getting heated with her. ;)

#78 - On 08/25/2009 at 9:16am by Julietiloveyou

YDI for writing dad with a capital letter all the time.

#79 - On 08/25/2009 at 11:16am by skalman_sthlm

you deserve it for wearing shoes

#80 - On 08/25/2009 at 4:49pm by zpicci

aaahhhagagagajajajahahahaha this is sooo damn funny!

#81 - On 08/25/2009 at 7:56pm by Rydizzle

the fact that he answered the door with shoes means he knows already, so youre screwed, at that point just tell him it could be worse, it could be your pants hes holding ;D

#82 - On 08/25/2009 at 7:57pm by MuffinMan18

You spelled "capitalized" wrong, Ms. Elitist. Ah, a grammar nazi who cant spell.

#85 - On 08/26/2009 at 2:49pm by kaleid0scopeEyes

capitalise is the UK spelling.

#86 - On 08/26/2009 at 4:41pm by mishel

Oh so close!

#88 - On 09/09/2009 at 1:12am by animelovr1017

Damn that sucks dude

#89 - On 09/23/2009 at 3:04am by RagsTG

you could have just told him that you and her were studying or that your shoes got wet and u left them inside to dry

#91 - On 02/14/2010 at 4:30am by luckyetnot

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