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Today, as always, I'd be so incredibly happy if my girlfriend loved me even half as much as she loves her cat. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 25 May 2016 17:39 / United States - Dearborn
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By  sp00derman  |  23

I guess she'll be the only one getting pussy tonight.

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  saifnaqvi11  |  21

Thank you so much, this advice has changed my life. All of my problems have suddenly disappeared. I'm gonna make 15 accounts just to thumbs this up more.

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  Levi2411  |  26

As someone who loves their Playstation 3 (Age aside and New released systems ignored) That's some steep competition. Best bet, try to enjoy it with him. Gamers like to game, it's our harmless addiction.

By  LyricaSilvan  |  29

Not trying to be a jerk, but instead of complaining to a bunch of strangers on the internet, try doing something to solve the problem. Either talk to her about how you feel, or move on to someone else.

By  teechur  |  15

I will admit I probably kiss my dog more than my husband, but he's still my main squeeze. Animals are just so innocent and cuddly and warm and inviting to snug with and kiss on. I'm sure she loves you way more.

By  goodjoblol  |  24

Speak to her about how you're feeling! If you guys aren't looking for the same things in a relationship (affection it seems like) it might be time to move on. Or kill the cat and piss on the corpse to assert dominance.

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