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Today, I ended up gashing my leg rather badly on the corner of a chair, fell to the ground with a very loud thud, and yelled "OH F*CK ME!!". I hobbled to the bathroom making more noise in the process. My neighbor came by and asked if I could "keep my sex noise to a minimum". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28828) - you deserved it (5182)

On 08/24/2009 at 3:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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