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Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28960) - you deserved it (2940)

On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by Ben (man) - United States

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