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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Good friends huh? hahahahahhaha
I remember approving this one just to say this.
NEVER try to be sexy when you're on your period. It just makes the guys want to throw up and the girls laugh.
thats fucking sick. wow thats really nasty. i can only imagine if i'd been there drunk what i wouldve had to say to that. NASSSSTYYYYY.
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ohhhhhhhhhhhh, alcohol.
next time think twice.
oh, and get better friends. maybe theyd help you instead of embarrass you.
eww haha. Great Ending to spring break.
Wow and ur friends didn't say anything? Haha great friends...:)
i approved this one! :D
well that really sucks. be more careful next time :/
Word of advice: if your skirt is short enough for a tampon string to hang out you probably shouldn't be bending over anyway, let alone on stage. That's just slutty. Sorry but you asked for it.
HAA OMG that was you! I saw the whole thing haa
that made my vacation but kinda grossed me out
thx
LOL
#8 -- thats not true. are you a girl? the point of wearing a tampon is to be discreet about your period because its not lumpy like a pad and you can still do normal things wearing a tampon (i.e. swimming, shower, dancing on stage in a short skirt). why her tampon string was hanging out is beyond me though...were you not wearing panties?
im gonna go throw up.
Pics or it didn't happen.
#17 - On 03/19/2009 at 8:46pm by T2GR
did it attract any bears?
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Why did people put "you deserve this"? In my opinion that would be terrible!
#16- She still could have been wearing panties and the string might have been hanging out the side. Ever think of that?
#17 is right.
Post the picture or it didn't happen.
That picture would be pretty funny to see. haha.
it's not like those things are that long. if it was hanging out it's because you were trying to let too many other things hang out.
#23 - On 03/19/2009 at 8:51pm by thisismyname
this is why photoshop exists
yes, because she'd WANT us to see her bloody tampon string hanging out of her pants.
we're strangers...why the hell would she want people seeing that?
pics or no pics, it may or may not have happened.
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#20 - Because she shouldn't try to be sexy on her period, especially when she can't even put her tampon on so that you can't see it.
HAAHAHAHHAHHA thats disgusting.
#28- So girls aren't allowed to be sexy on there periods? What a dick.
#31 - On 03/19/2009 at 9:01pm by liv
I just threw up in my mouth a little... and then on my keyboard and monitor and cat.
#28- So girls have to be conservative little church girls when they're on their period? You have no idea about women, do you?
#33 - On 03/19/2009 at 9:02pm by liv
Uh, #16..... there is no variety of tampon that has "wings". Those are pads. Tampons have strings. Period.
(No pun intended. XD)
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Wow, that's one of the biggest FML's I've heard. At least there were no internet pics, right?
hahahahahahahahhhhahhahahahahahahhahha.
@ The people saying about being sexy on your period.
First off why would you want to be "sexy" at Spring Break with hot dudes/chicks and trying to act sexy when you're on your period? If the opportunity presented itself to hook up you couldn't or you'd have another FML story. I could care less but the venue seems a little off since it's to party/drink and hook up. All for trying to be sexy whenever but just seems Spring Break wouldn't be the time to attempt that.
Sucks for you but i live in PCB my spring break nevers ends
LOL @ 19. There is no tampon with wings. You're thinking of pads. And no girl wants to wear a pad while she's on her period anyway. It's more noticeable than you think and it feels like you're wearing a diaper.
To the sender, I don't know if this actually happened, there is no way to be sure. But if it did. That really sucks. Maybe next time be careful what you do while you're on your period.
#40 - There is a way to be sure that it actually happened. Her friends took pictures.
I wouldn't say she'd have to be a conservative little church girl while on the rag; I know I'm not. Still, I can't imagine doing something like that while bleeding and not thinking to check first, just in case. And if she's that drunk, she deserves it, imo, as would I were I that drunk and this had happened to me.
#42 - On 03/19/2009 at 9:13pm by eira
Ohhh grosssss.
xD I definitely dont think the college kids forgot about you, lady.
#43 - On 03/19/2009 at 9:14pm by hk
every girl knows that when youre on your period and youre wearing a tampon, you dont go up on a stage with a short skirt.. seriously.
#28- Girls can't help it when they get their periods. And just becuase they do doesn't mean that they should stop doing everything as they normally would becuase guys are dicks.
when i'm on my period i wear jeans it doesn't matter if its 100 degrees. this fml is my biggest fear.
#19 - are you aware what a tampon is? because as far as i know no tampons have wings, pads however do.
#47 - On 03/19/2009 at 9:31pm by Fucked4Life
That really sucks! Props to you for trying to actually have fun while on your period though!
33, 33, 45 - I'm saying that trying to be sexy while on your period is stupid, because they counteract each other. The only guys that think that it's hot when a girl's on her period are those with that fetish, and I haven't seen too many guys that have that fetish.
In other words, acting sexy on your period doesn't work, as periods aren't sexy.
and which website will the pics be on next week? just kidding! i hope your friends are better than that.
Be thankful your name isn't Mary. :s
lol @ # 6 and 14 werd
@ 46 I totally agree with you
That's true friendship right there. I would've done the same thing to my friend.
I agree with #14 all the way. :P
Moral of the story: Don't be a slut and let people look up your skirt. If you absolutely MUST do so, then make sure you know what people are gonna see. =)
@ 51 - Yes, but the point of wearing tampons as opposed to pads (excluding the obvious difference in comfort) is to be discreet about your period. People aren't supposed to know about it. It was completely justified for her to try and act sexy if she wanted to, it was just unfortunate that her period was so blatantly obvious. Otherwise, nobody would have noticed and probably would have thought it was sexy and that nothing was wrong.
@ 14 & 56 - She never even mentioned wearing a skirt, in which case she'd presumably be wearing shorts, and shorts are far from slutty.
Anyway, this FML just sucks in general. That's embarrassing.
Haha, sucks to be you! STFD and STFU, you brought that on yourself. Like Christian Bale said: THINK! FOR ONE FUCKIN' SECOND!
#40 - "And no girl wants to wear a pad while she's on her period anyway. It's more noticeable than you think and it feels like you're wearing a diaper." Wrong~ I wear pads because I'm terrified of tampons ever since getting one stuck a few years ago after the string broke. :|
And besides, how would you know what wearing a diaper feels like? Do you remember that far back? XP
To everyone calling guys dicks for being grossed out by this FML, get a fucking grip; why else would the OP have gotten up on stage to dance "sexy" if it wasn't to attract the attention of the guys? It isn't an unnatural reaction to be grossed out by the fact that the girl you are trying to get with is obviously on the rag.
"#28- So girls aren't allowed to be sexy on there periods? What a dick."
Like others have said before, what the hell was the OP trying to accomplish? You don't dance sexy for the hell of it; you do it to attract the attention of the guys. Why shouldn't we be grossed out when a girl's bloody tampon string is obviously showing?
#51, you seem to think that acting sexy is just so that you eventually hook up. Have you ever considered that a girl may want to act sexy just for fun? So what if she's on her period? She can still have a good time if she's smart enough to be discreet about tampons...
..................................................I feel for you.
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if the string was visibly bloody, shouldn't you have changed it beforehand?
#63 - On 03/19/2009 at 10:07pm by squeak_mp
Why act sexy when your on your period?
Its psychology, you feel like crap so you want to make up for it, whether that be putting on make up, wearing a skirt you know makes your ass look great or dancing on a stage!
Tho to be honest i've never had a bloody tampon string, get one for a heavier flow or try changing it once in a while! : P
#64 - On 03/19/2009 at 10:10pm by Yaz
Don't get toxic shock syndrome!
that Is by far the sickest effing thing I've ever heard.
I don't Care if you were drunk, keep that shit concealed.
And your friends suck.
omg. what happen next?
i feel so sorry for you..
next time dont be sexy while on your
period...i always feel disgusting..
and use a pad, its safer sweetie
I bet at least one person jumped off the canal that day.
Og god that's gross! .. Really. How the hell did you do that.. Why didn't you change the tampon earlier ? You know, before the string got all socked in blood.. !
#69 - On 03/19/2009 at 10:17pm by magga_mus
hahaha.... why would you wear a skirt when u have your period? wow that was really smart.
#70 - On 03/19/2009 at 10:18pm by yayiii89
um... why was the string bloody? how the hell long did you leave it in there? or do you mean bloody in the British cursing way? clarify? D:
But no, you shouldn't have been bent over like that if there was the slightest chance there would be a stain. You could have saved yourself the embarrassment had you realized that there's a HUGE difference between sexy and slutty.
its your time of the mouth eh
Lol, way to go. That was stupid. Very "sexy" indeed!
#62: I'm sure there were a lot more people she made sick. LOL
Oh and btw
You phail so harddddd
that's fucking disgusting and she wasn't necessarily wearing shorts or a skirt she could have had a bikini on but then she was taking a dumb risk.
To all the guys who keep saying a girl shouldn't try to be sexy on her period, I don't think you understand that every time a girl "acts sexy" she isn't trying to get sex. Girls like the attention. We like to flirt. It is fun to dress and dance sexy no matter what time of the month, mainly because the goal ISNT ALWAYS SEX.
should of changed your tampon before you left haha
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#78 - On 03/19/2009 at 10:41pm by lonligurl
Pshhhh, I'm sure no one noticed, they were so distracted by your sexiness.
#62 - I agree with what you said, but who said the poster is white?
1. That would NEVER be sexy.
2. You knew you were on your period. Did you forget?
I agree #76.
Also, periods are not gross. Girls have been getting periods foreverrr, shouldn't people be over the "grossness" of it by now?
I'm sorry, poster, that sucks.. :(
ew, girls that stick their asses out thinking its "hot" is just lame.
went to a show once and some girls got on stage and mooned the crowd, i puked in my mouth a little.
I almost puked. Epic fail.
The lil wayne concert? Because I saw another person with a bloody tampon hanging out.
76 stop trying to speak for all women. I'm not an attention whore. I can have fun without bending over to show my ass to 100's of strangers. I have this weird little thing called self respect.
#86 - On 03/19/2009 at 11:00pm by thisismyname
you were naked? or no panties er w/e? It's your fault either way.
hahahahahahah ewwwwwwwwwww
well, that's what you get for being an annoying slutty/drunk spring breaker. next time make sure your tampon string isn't hanging out of your bikini, and if it was BLOODY it was time for a tampon change anyway.
Serves you right for going to my town and trashing my beach =)
#89 - On 03/19/2009 at 11:09pm by ohdearestme
#62- That's not cool Not all the white people who travel are rich... I've been to a few places and broke as hell. I've had to save up for years to take a trip..
Sorry poster. That really sucks, Make sure that shit is tucked in :-p. Feel better.
Why shouldn't girls be allowed to be sexy on their periods? It's just blood, wow people. I applaude the OP just for going out and having fun despite the judgements people make, much like the people here, while on your period.
why are so many guys saying she shouldn't have been dancing because it means she's trying to get sex? Sometimes, girls just want to get drunk and dance...not have sex with you. Idiots.
Sucks OP. But hey, 10 years from now it won't matter.
#92 - OP made it clear that she was trying to be sexy and not just have fun and dance when she said "I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over". This goes to all the rest of you that said she was just trying to have fun. Not my fault you can't read.
alright all you HATAS, i was just having a good time! i mean, come on, panama city spring break = panama SHITTY spring break. i wasn't being a whore, i was just having a good time being the wild woman that i am. if you got somethin to say, SAY IT, i don't care. i guess that's what happens when you drink everclear :) and i wasn't looking for sex. im HOT. even with my tampon string hahahahahaha
and for all you guys that go on spring break and see sexy girls in their bathing suits.. YEAH half of them are on their period. BELIEVE IT OR NOT :-O
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94, laame. you seem way too conceited.. like honestly, any girl that gets drunk and acts like a slut is just kind of asking for it.
@95 ... yea, they may be on their periods, but they're not up on stage dancing like a whore while wearing short skirts with their bloody tampon strings hanging out..
didn't anyone ever teach you to change your tampon?
lindsey88, FYL i hope Dr. Dre makes a purple monkey follow you with a flaming stick for the next 3 years poking your butt eveytime a tampon string peeks out to gasp for air.. this way nobody will go near you while youre bleeding out the whazoo, preventing you from attending any fantastic social events, and ultimately saving hundreds of innocent peoples eyes from the demon that lies within your vagina.
#94/5 - If you actually are OP, then wow, you really need to be smacked for being so arrogant. "im HOT. even with my tampon string", yeah, way to think so highly of yourself. Judging from how you write, you need to go back to school, since they taught you nothing. And if you really think Panama is shitty, you're a spoiled little shit. I'm sure a lot of people wish they could go to Panama.
i remember pads and tampons. pads are bulky and awful and SUCk for beaches on spring break.
i went through a whole championship water polo game with my string out. i didnt notice. its totally possible.
panama is not "shitty". i meant i was getting SHITTY in panama CITY. it's not like i pulled out my tampon string and got on stage, it's something that accidentally happened. thats why you say "FML" at the end. you guys suck.
Dude.. that'll teach ya :P
So, Lindsey88, you agree?
umm alexperson you're thinking of the country panama, i think she meant panama city beach FLORIDA. i was there at the concert also! i didn't see you...
Wow, mostly everyone on here is a complete asshole.
Yeah, it is her fault. But hey, shit happens. She, as a person, is not disgusting because of this.
Newsflash: Every girl you have ever had sex with has had a period (0r at least we hope she has).
Life has to go on. Which includes letting loose, getting drunk, and sometimes, dancing on stage.
It sucks her friends took pictures. That seems like the feel FML here.
#106 - I thought OP was referring to the Panama City in Panama, not Florida. Clarification really helps.
my friend took a picture to show me when i sobered up. haha i was only up there for a couple songs! shit happens my friends
ok. #6, alex_vik, What is your deal with periods??? Every girl has one. You are a complete jerk. And if you think a girl isn't sexy because she has a period, then you must either be gay or asexual. Have some respect for women. Seriously.
And everyone else who can't seem to get over the fact that periods are natural, go back to second grade or grow up.
UHHHH holiday inn. panama city, FLORIDA. come on.
agreed with everyone thats sayin periods are natural, most guys ive been with dont even mind when im on mine, unless its a really really heavy flow.
but i still think the whole stickin your ass out to try to look sexy is just... really stupid
Oh may the Lord pity your poor soul! Don't you know you're going to HELL because you act sexy? Women are supposed to be fuckin MODEST and all shy and shit. God said so in the Bible. You'z gonna BURN in the TAR PITS of Hell, you conceited bitch! I mean, women are supposed to keep themselves COVERED at ALL times, you should go to Hell for showing off your ankles, let alone your ass. May God have mercy on you as you burn in eternal HELLFIRE.
err, no offense religious ppl out there.
@ OP: That sucks. Horribly. I'm sorry. As to all the people calling you a slut or disgusting or w/e and assuming sexy means you wanted to get laid, there's a reason guys are termed dicks. They think with them rather frequently.
wtf 115
If god hates anything its bipolar douchebags like yourself
thats not even funny nemore. thats just nasty
#6 - Periods are disgusting. No guy wants to see blood and shit coming out of a girl's vagina. And I said a girl isn't sexy when she's having her period, not because of them. And you tell me to have respect for women, well I lost that a long time ago due to the fact that hardly any women even respect themselves. And I'm not gay or asexual (since when can humans reproduce by themselves?), so your theory is flawed.
periods are natural. just like boners.
if you ever come across a red river you should just take the dirt trail........just because her vag was not in working condition doesn't mean you can't do anything.....she still has 2 decent holes in operable condition in my book
Well you're going to have to find a way to be asexual, because no woman is going to want to be with you because you're a an insensitive jerk. And any respectful guy wouldn't care if a girl was on her period. My boyfriend doesn't. The goal isn't always sex. Women are humans, people. Not objects. Don't treat them a such.
Ok, I think the problem started with "I tried to be sexy and...".
Why do girls have to be so incredibly slutty thinking that's going to be sexy? That's not sexy. That's just plain slutty. And makes you look like an attention whore. So yes, you had it coming. No girl (I'm one) wears a mini skirt during her period because even with a tampon, anything can happen.
#124 - If no woman would want to be around me, then why is it that my balance of friends is a 60-40 ratio, with the 60% being women? And since when does saying 'periods aren't sexy' make me disrespectful? I only disrespect people that deserve it. And the point of acting sexy is sex. Also, where did I say women aren't people?
115, Im pretty sure God doesnt want you cussing like that.
Im sorry about your problem girl, periods happen. Check your tampon more often! :)
you people are ridiculous. you obviously have never been on spring break.
128, thats because spring break is laaame
#126 Because the women you are friends with probably don't respect themselves enough to be friends with a decent guy. You suck at life. I hope in the future you grow up a little and you aren't this ignorant.
i think this has gotten a little out of hand
Well maybe you should just change your tampon more often! :B
didnt you know.. you were on your period?
YES i knew i was on my period! sometimes it just gets a little heavy.
you shouldve scheduled your birth control to be able to skip that week, thats what i do when i dont want my period on vacation or some other important day (: just a tip for future reference
#130 - Actually, all of the girls I'm friends with are very self-respecting girls, as I refuse to be friends with someone that isn't. You suck at debating.
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#137 - On 03/20/2009 at 1:01am by ohdearestme
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My my Lindsey, someone has anger issues.
Wow this has blown up a little hasn't it?
haha
well lindsey you sound like a real piece of work
#28- Wow. I'm a girl and I don't think I've ever put a tampon 'on.' In, yes.
this is getting really catty. its funny.
#144 I agree with you. haha. I'm getting entertainment out of this though so I'm not complaining.
Nightmare, end of story.
(for the audience)
115 is hellerious!!
n 133: duh she new, she wz wearing a tampon
God who gives a shit if someone is "sexy" on their period. The poster put it the best. Alex_vik, you know when you're at the beach, you see hot girls in their bikinis? Yeah. Guess what. At least half of those girls are on their period. Does that change their sexual appeal? NO. Stop acting like a 12 year old who just discovered what a period is and get over the fact that every single female has one.
Oh my god, im speaking to the person who wagged her impure treasures at a horrified crowd..
i must go bathe.
that has to be the worst day of your life, because not only did your friends take pictures but everyone saw it.... and probably t-pain or whatever rapper was there... lmao
Oh Lindsey, CONGRATULATIONS something in your life sucked enough to be accepted by fmylife.com. Your life is complete! Take your trailor ass back to your Division III school and shove it.
#155 - On 03/20/2009 at 1:38am by ohdearestme
i was just about to jerk off, and my dick got limp. FML
Kandy, do you have a vendetta against me or something? It seems wherever I go on here, you're right there, on the opposite side of my argument. And I never go to the beach when hot girls are there, because that's when the beach is so crowded that it sucks, so no, I don't know. And once again, WHEN DID I FUCKING SAY THAT A GIRL ON HER PERIOD WASN'T SEXY ANY OTHER TIME? I said PERIODS THEMSELVES AREN'T SEXY, not that WOMEN (well, a lot aren't, but that's irrelevant) AREN'T SEXY.
Do.You.People.UNDERSTAND.Me.Now? For fucks sake.
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HEY I'M IN PANAMA CITY TOO!!! for Spring Break.. we leave Saturday morning!
#160 - On 03/20/2009 at 2:15am by MissEmaline
... why was your tampon string bloody? You should change it more often.
Or DivaCup.
Im glad i wasnt there btw, panama city is way to packed on spring break
LOL, You seriously deserved that one. ....trying to dance sexy?Turning around and bending over is not sexy.Neither is trying to be sexy :)
similar to what #165 said:
i don't care if you're trying to act sexy, i find the fact that the OP was bending over on stage extremely slutty, basically saying 'hey world! look at my lady bits!!!'.
and the world did.
and the world saw.
and that is why the OP DESERVES THIS ONE.
there is a fine line between sexy and slutty.
LOL I like how someone named Lindsey88 is pretending to be the poster.
The people saying they want pictures: yall are sick. who the fuck would want to see a picture of some girl actin "sexy" with a bloody string hangin out? Most of yall said you almost threw up at the thought, why would you want to see that shit?
and who cares if it's real or not ... how many drunk women are there in the world? it's probably happened to at least one person in the world -if not tons of them.
#58 wearing a pad -for some people- IS like wearing a diaper. especially if you are used to wearing a tampon, then a pad is just so damn uncomfortable.
and when the OP said Im HOT even with my tampon string.. she is OBVIOUSLY kidding. its a joke guys. get a fuckin sense of humor.
@ the OP: dude I'm sorry but I honestly woulda laughed my ASS off. I don't think you deserved it but this'll be a funny story to tell later. Might've been embarassing but I'm sure you could've laughed it off somehow lolz
To all you people that think that periods aren't that sexy, there was a study done a while ago that proved that strippers make more money when they're menstruating then they do when they aren't on their periods.
Just sayin'
Still though, that's kinda gross.
I don't see what the big deal is. So you were on your period. Who cares? I'd still probably hit it.
one word: MOONCUP
get. one. now
that's what you get for trying to like a whore! :]
#173 - On 03/20/2009 at 7:10am by naatalieeee
You should've trimmed the string
I have a friend who is in Panama City at the moment. I hope you're name is Sonni.
try and do something skanky and skanky things will happen, i don't feel one bit sorry for you.
N - A - S - T - Y
why spring break is the lamest concept EVER
that is more of an EFF HIS LIFE...b/c it sucks to be him...and he just saved you a lot of money on a wedding, thank him and move on without looking back...sorry hon
why make an attempt to be sexy and get laid when you're ragging? you deserved it bitch...
(and don't say she wasn't trying to get it, because all a guy would think when some chick does that is that she wants the dick, so doing for any other reason makes you more retarded)
if they are real friends then they wouldn't show those pictures to anyone and you have nothing to worry about. you probably wouldn't see the people who saw you that night again if they live faraway.
Just tell your friends that it was your Kabbalah bracelet.
#182 "(and don't say she wasn't trying to get it, because all a guy would think when some chick does that is that she wants the dick, so doing for any other reason makes you more retarded)"
... Seriously? If something makes guys think a girl wants to fuck them, the girl isn't allowed do that unless she has every intention of screwing him senseless? Well aren't we a little misogynist. Short of being out-and-out cock-teases just to mess with someone's head, women can flirt and act sexy and anything else they want and then - get this - not have sex just because a guy wants to! As a woman, I'm not any happier about this than you are - the world outside my kitchen is so gosh-darned scary, and I wish I just had someone to degrade me and tell me what to do like the good old days.
Personally, I do see things like the OP's story as being a little slutty, but it's also completely harmless fun. Except when gents like you take it as permission to rape a girl.
Hey, look on the bright side, at least you don't live there.
put on underwear slut
#188 - On 03/20/2009 at 12:11pm by alkfjdf
I don't really understand what half of you are saying.. number one she was probably in a bathing suit not a short skirt and number two her being on stage doesn't necessarily mean she was trying to be sexy. She could have been trying to win a contest or something. I just got back from Panama City and it was epic. Regardless of your period, you're not going to pass it up. And whoever said it's just a place to party/hook up and if you're on the rag you shouldn't go.. wtf? It's SPRING BREAK. Most people plan months in advance to go and you're period is not really the major factor in your plans. I give the girls props for still trying to have a good time. Maybe she was too drunk to put much thought into her tampon.. worse things have happened to drunk people. Last weekend in PCB there was a guy who broke open a glow stick and chugged it. He very well could have died.
Well at least you had a spring break you will never forget! =]
hahahaha try to remember some underwear next time
I feel so bad for you.
But at the same time, next time you're on try to remember NOT to show your ass. It's never a smart idea, whether on or not.
#194 - On 03/20/2009 at 1:25pm by zap
For all of you male members out there who are saying the period is disgusting you may want to think about banging men... because it is part of the female life... we have to deal with it once a month... and if your straight, so will you. there is nothing gross about it... the cycle is natural and normal... I hope all of you women dont go for immature guys like these... my boyfriend makes me feel sexy while im mentruating and when im not... we have sex any day of the month, period or not (with period it is just a more intensive clean up, but less of a chance of pregnancy) grow up guys. and girls dont put up with that frame of mind!
Why would you think showing your cooter while on your period was sexy?
#190. YES. and i was in a bathing suit. do you think i was on the beach in some shorts or a skirt? NO. i was in a fucking bathing suit you idiots. and i can be sexy if im on my period, yeah, nobody would ever even know if i was on it. thats the point of a tampon. the FML story is that it was HANGING OUT. shit happens. blame it on the a-a-a-a-alcohollllllllllllll
DONT HATE ME CUZ U AINT ME
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Maybe you shouldn't drink while you're underage then Lindsey88. Your profile says you're only 19. So you're either a liar (about your age), or your immature and don't know when you shouldn't drink.
thats fucking gross.
#200 - On 03/20/2009 at 2:36pm by ell3x0
Well, at least you didn't grind up on somebody like in Superbad and leave them a blood stain on their leg.. But either way, it is still pretty bad and funny. Lol.
if you are waiting until your 21 to have your first sip of alcohol.. then thats REALLY cute. hahAHha
Lindsey - I am 21 but I still don't drink. I have before yes. I never once went out in public, made an ass of myself, and then blamed it on the alcohol I shouldn't have consumed anyways. I'm just saying that there are laws about underage drinking for a reason.
also, its not as fun to drink underage.
because then you have to hide it... ive drank before but im not drinking again till im 21 and can sit in a bar and legally say "fuck! im drunk".
Seriously, wtf were you thinking, doing something like that when on your period? I'm surprised there are women out there who don't have the common sense not to wear skirts/bikinis/etc while using a tampon.
#205: What do you expect us to do if we have our period then? Just skip spring break? Or go and where long pants the whole time. I swear, some men are so naive about women.
#206 - On 03/20/2009 at 4:02pm by liv
157. I don't have a vendetta against you. We just disagree on a lot of stuff. Also, you said women aren't sexy when they're on their period. Which just is not true. Periods themselves aren't sexy, I agree. But a woman on her period can STILL be sexy without showing off her ass and having sex.
So either way. Your argument that a woman isn't sexy on her period is still flawed. Having your period does not mean that you suddenly turn into this hideous monster. It's just the way life is for women. And I feel bad for you because you are so obviously ignorant about women and you don't understand them at all.
LMFAO.
Why did you dance and bend over and all of that if you were in your period? I'd watch myself! LMFAO
yeah , this is what happens to people who try too hard .
#211 - On 03/20/2009 at 6:12pm by oh_haaybby
You deserved that one. :) I hope your friends post photos of it on facebook.
http://ares.shitbrix.com/content/77/resized/dancing-at-a-party-19594.jpg?1236410092
Your fault.
LOL @ 17
#213 - On 03/20/2009 at 6:48pm by meggles315
I love how everyone is saying it's so gross, yet they want to see pictures?!
#198 - Meh. The girl in that picture is average looking at best, OP, and apparently not intelligent enough to find a flattering camera angle.
#215 - On 03/20/2009 at 7:07pm by ohmygolly
EVERYONE SHUT UP ABOUT HER FRIENDS SHE DESERVED THIS .... FUCKING PERIOD MONSTER
Ha. Just remember you're famous now and everyone will be talking about this for a long time.
I seriously wish you Spring Breakers would leave PCB. You're completely messing up our beaches and it's sad to see. I tired of seeing you here. I can't wait 'till you leave.
As you can tell, I think you deserved it.
okay first: showing your ass to people while you're wearing a short skirt is slutty. second: doing that while you're on your period is disgusting. third: if you can't keep your tampon string in your underwear you fail at life. you totally deserved that. next time, don't be such an idiot.
ewwww!! the good news is everybody there was probably too wasted to notice anyway... aside from your friend's photographic evidence, no harm no foul. just make sure those don't end up on facebook hahah
#220 - On 03/20/2009 at 8:53pm by formosababie
HAHAHHAHHA
18 is fantastic
#221 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:43pm by bec
#17 and #21:
First off, why would someone make this up just to put it on FML?
Second, why would you want to see this? That's disgusting, let alone embarrassing.
And LASTLY, it is true, you probably shouldn't be dancing with a tiny skirt on when you're on your period.
so...why werent u wearing underwear?
Well at least you were wearing a tampon
this can't be real.....
if it is
it's usually a good idea to change your tampon once n a while
http://m90.org/video/58174/A_Drunk_Whore_At_A_Club_Takes_Off_Her_Pants_And_You_Can_See_The_Tampon/
This is the best FML i've seen that deserves both votes.
bloody string, as in blood on it, or are you from the UK.
your friends are bloody mean.
lol half of you are idiots for thinking she's at the BEACH in a SKIRT. that's all i have to say. i don't approve of spring break behavior because i'm apparently a prude but it could happen to ANYONE at the beach. get over yourselves.
that's why you don't try to be sexy while you are on your period
that's skank nasty...
I agree with #14...
you are clearly a trashy girl
YDI for two reasons:
1. For being the typical spring break floozy.
2. You have your period for crying out loud, wear the proper clothing!
eww You CANT be sexy while your on your period
I hope they posted those pictures on the internet. skeeze.
thats fucking disgusting.
but i almost shit my pants reading that.
FYL? You're not the one who had to watch some bitch on her period dance around with the evidence hanging out.
There is nothing in this FML that is not trashy... but the cherry on the top was this took place at a Holiday Inn. That is priceless!!! YDI
Meh, that's what you get. YDI all the way. Stupid spring break and alcohol.
I was there!! Another guy who drove with us got a picture of you
all you ARROGANT jerks who say there is no point in acting sexy on your period because no guys like sleeping with girls on their periods have NO CLUE about women. the real, confident women don't ACT sexy for men or to get laid! we do it becasue it make US feel good about ourselves. get over yourselves...
However OP, change your tampon more often and make sure its tucked in your panties. or if your wearing a skirt with a thong a) don't get up on a stage (period or not) and b) tuck the string between your legs... tampon etiquette...
#246 - On 06/04/2009 at 5:20am by glamourful
PS i just read some of OP's responses to things. if that's actually her, GOOD FOR YOU! you are confident and have humility. SOOOOO many people on here can't laugh themselves when that's really the point... lol
#247 - On 06/04/2009 at 5:45am by glamourful
151 FTW.
And this is a YDI for obvious reasons.
ydi. Anything you do on Spring Break on PCB is an automatic YDI.
On the other hand, this is nothing compared to what most spring breakers do down here (I live there...). And probably most were so drunk that they won't remember it (except the pics...)
Spring Break? Makes me assume you were in high school // college, and probably not legal drinking age. YDI for that. and YDI for wearing a skirt shirt enough for a tampon string to show, abs for acting like a big, fat slut. Nice going. I'm glad your friends caught that on tape, serves you right.
Haha attention whore, YDI (:
YDI, you fucking attention whore.
Hahahahaha that must have been quite a picture
ahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahah
#256 - On 10/03/2009 at 7:17pm by enjoi123x
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