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Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28958) - you deserved it (73243)

On 03/19/2009 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by LindseyS (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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I remember approving this one just to say this.

NEVER try to be sexy when you're on your period. It just makes the guys want to throw up and the girls laugh.

#6 - On 03/19/2009 at 8:40pm by alex_vik

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Word of advice: if your skirt is short enough for a tampon string to hang out you probably shouldn't be bending over anyway, let alone on stage. That's just slutty. Sorry but you asked for it.

#14 - On 03/19/2009 at 8:44pm by lollipopz8988

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