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Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40374) - you deserved it (18466)

On 08/20/2009 at 11:55am - intimacy - by littleguy (man) - United States (Nevada)

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You should have shown her your package.

#6 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:11pm by Harry_Poochi

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Should have asked for her number

#2 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:07pm by pinky0090

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