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Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31289) - you deserved it (2017)

On 08/20/2009 at 11:55am - intimacy - by littleguy (man) - United States (Nevada)

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You should have shown her your package.

#6 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:11pm by Harry_Poochi

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I don't think that's really an FML. Who cares? Most people would laugh just because it's unexpected and awkward, that doesn't mean it's small or anything...

#10 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:14pm by dramakat11

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