Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML
I agree, your life sucks (38154) - you totally deserved it (6771)
On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
How is this FYL? You had sex with a Power Ranger. You should appreciate it.
#93 - On 08/19/2009 at 10:07am by CrackhouseDoug
This is TOTALLY an FML and I'd be pretty pissed off if it happened to me. What kind of faggot wouldn't have gone with the classic "It's morphin' time!"?
#128 - On 08/19/2009 at 2:42pm by wienerwagon
I feel like 90% of these OP's "significant others" are freaking awesome, how come I dont meet anyone that awesome? You guys don't deserve them lol
...This is an FML jacked word-for-word from a French one posted a while back.
" Aujourd'hui, je faisais l'amour avec mon copain. Quand nous avons changé de position, il a crié : "Transformation Power Rangers !" VDM"
lame. lamer that I know that though...
To #20, just because it was on youtube doesn't mean that it didn't happen. Maybe the OP's bf saw it on youtube and did it. You gatta think before you say things like that.
I agree. I mean people need to lighten up. Its hilarious. The person writing the FML should really learn to laugh once in a while.
#144 - On 08/19/2009 at 5:49pm by LaceyPatrickson
134, i completely agree
it would be awesome to have a someone that did that kinda stuff!
#147 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:36pm by that_guy321
134, i completely agree
it would be awesome to have a someone that did that kinda stuff!
#148 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:36pm by that_guy321
134, maybe you HAVE met them, but because of twits like the OP, they're too shy and embarassed to be themselves now.
#160 - On 08/19/2009 at 10:44pm by DameGreyWulf
actually, its pretty bitchin that u read these in french, its more than most ppl can say.
#161 - On 08/19/2009 at 11:01pm by rae_o_sunshine
This is a stupid FML. I mean, if it really bothered her, she's a total hypocrite for inspiring thousands of guys to do the same thing to their girlfriends. If it didn't bother her, it's not an FML.
I agree wienerwagon. He should have yelled "It's Morphin' Time!" like any decent Power Ranger would have.
#172 - On 08/20/2009 at 2:15am by SheysRebellion
#143 I totally agree!!! some people should think before they write, because they end up looking like an anus.
#249 - On 02/15/2010 at 12:04am by jazziloveberryy
hilarious... if he actually got it right :P.... FML for u coz ur bf doesnt know the difference between the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and transformers
#157 - On 08/19/2009 at 8:25pm by fed_life
"Mighty Morphin Power Rangers"
Go, go Power Rangers!
Go, go Power Rangers!
Go, go Power Rangers! Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!
Go, go Power Rangers!
Go, go Power Rangers!Go, go Power Rangers! Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!
"Power Rangers Zeo"
Stronger than before! (Go Zeo!)
Powered up for more! (Go Zeo!)
Rangers at the core! (Zeo!)
Power Rangers!
Zeeee-ooooo
Higher they can soar! (Go Zeo!)
Fired up for more! (Go Zeo!)
Even out the score! (Zeo! Zeo!)
Go, go Power Rangers!
Go, go Power Rangers!
Go, go Power Rangers!
Zeo! Power Rangers!
"Power Rangers Turbo"
Shift into turbo! (Go....)
Mighty engines roar!
Turbo charged for more!
Drive four on the floor!
Go! Power Rangers Turbo, go!Power Rangers Turbo, go!
Power Rangers Turbo!
Oh.....
"Power Rangers in Space"
Set controls to outer space now
Flying higher than ever before
Rangers (in Space!)
Go, Power Rangers!
Go, Power Rangers!
Go, Power Rangers!
Go, go, go, fly
Go, Power Rangers!
Go, Power Rangers!
Go, Power Rangers, go....in Space!
#208 - On 08/22/2009 at 2:21pm by LaceyPatrickson
I know right?
Only one question comes to mind;
Where the fuck are all these awesome significant others hiding? XD
#237 - On 12/07/2009 at 2:09am by MysteryJoker
When you're on top, you should start singing, "My little pony." (;
#8 - On 08/19/2009 at 3:44am by caancoha
Awesome. Just awesome.
Yeah, OP, tell your boyfriend to go study up and learn his stuff. Transformers transform. Power Rangers say stuff like, "It's morphin' time!".
:P :P
#195 - On 08/21/2009 at 6:32am by flippinsweet17
Just tell him you are leaving him for Tommy and you have left the number for a support group on the fridge, that learns how to properly sing the Power Ranger song.
#214 - On 08/24/2009 at 1:32pm by LaceyPatrickson
My boyfriend and I, or if you're feeling sassy, I and my boyfriend.
#13 - On 08/19/2009 at 3:50am by SunlightVeins
the above laugh was because i was thinking the same thing when i first read this. didnt know there is going to be a huge argument about it. haha. im glad i was not the one to say this. otherwise all hell would break loose. *sigh...
#37 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:16am by spatan89
#13 - I'm guessing you also missed out the fact it says "when we change position" instead of "changed"?
#149 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:39pm by The_Disturbed
I think you mean "must have missed out on the fact that....."
Go karma!
And editing, for that matter.
Oh no the FML is that she is writing it as it is happening. I mean hell he keeps changing into a giant robot why not have an on board computer? I think its pimp. At least he didn't tape all your dildos together, make a fort, and tell you he is going to fight the giant chicken called his girlfriend.
#215 - On 08/24/2009 at 2:21pm by LaceyPatrickson
I'm sick of these "I was having sex when my boyfriend said something hilarious that I perceive to be insensitive" FML's. Why must sex be so serious? ...
#14 - On 08/19/2009 at 3:52am by onlysoph
Agreed! Sex is supposed to be fun and enjoyable. If it were meant to be serious, you'd be expected to wear business suits (well, that could possibly be fun, too..) In all honesty, a bit of humor during sex can make the experience that much more enjoyable.
#64 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:00am by Alexxx_Anarchist
And why are they all about kind of nerdy things? If you don't like nerdy jokes, then don't have sex with nerds? LOL
YDI for not having a sense of humor.
#72 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:52am by amaranthphantom
No it needs to have a place for the nerdy guys to leave their numbers for us nerdy girls seeking Mighty Morphin' Sex Slaves
#219 - On 08/25/2009 at 2:15pm by LaceyPatrickson
Oh learn to take a joke. I'm sick of these "My BF isn't a teddy bear sex god every time we make love, WAAAAH" entries.
#15 - On 08/19/2009 at 3:53am by echarperouge
#13: Wow, even YOU can't get it grammatically correct. It's my boyfriend and ME. You need to be able to remove the ferst part of the term and still have it make sense. MY BOYFRIEND AND ME.
So, remove the first part. Which makes more sense: "I was having sex" or "Me was having sex"?
#18 - On 08/19/2009 at 3:56am by myfavoriteplay
No, actually, I'm correct completely. The first (notice I spelled that correctly, whereas you spelled it ferst) sentence reads, "Today, me and my boyfriend were having sex." It should be either, "My boyfriend and I," or, "I and my boyfriend." Both are correct, though you rarely hear the latter.
You wouldn't say, "Me had sex," you'd say, "I had sex." Therefore, I is the correct and only first person term available.
#21 - On 08/19/2009 at 3:58am by SunlightVeins
#16 - Are you kidding?
You're an idiot.
"myfavoriteplay" and "SunlightVeins" ftw.
#25 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:03am by IamSpartacus
Yeah..ditto with what the others above me have stated. It's "My boyfriend and I", not "my boyfriend and me". This is grade school grammar material...
#47 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:42am by Edumacated
ferst? You're trying to correct someone's grammar and you spell first ferst? i've never told anyone this so thanks for being my cherry popper: YOU FUCKING FAIL!!!!!!!!!"
You don't fuck with the guys in the spandex suits your bf is awesome
#17 - On 08/19/2009 at 3:55am by DEVASTATOR
#17 Apparently she doesn't fuck WITH them. She just fucks them. lol.
And OP, just be thankful he didn't shout "Autobots, transform and roll out!"
#33 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:14am by The_Disturbed
You are my new hero.
I am so using that line during sex.
Although it has to be;
"Autobots, transform!"
*Change position*
"ROLL OUT!"
*Penetrate*
Then you need a hooker to jump out onto of you guys screaming "Decepticons, attack!"
#109 - On 08/19/2009 at 11:48am by DoomJeff91
lmao WIN
made me fall of my teacher laughing
even thou decepticons are tranformers
#111 - On 08/19/2009 at 11:59am by notlovingit
Do you really spend your lives correcting ppls grammar?!?! Get a life! It's the interwebs not a fucking thesis!
also, this is not a fml... this is awesome! you likely knew your bf was the "nerd type" when you started dating him... expect it... I do...
#22 - On 08/19/2009 at 3:58am by glamourful
That is a gross overstatement. I do not spend my entire life correcting people's grammar. I learned how to communicate effectively when I was supposed to, so it takes no time out of my day that I need.
And so what if this isn't a thesis? That shouldn't mean you can turn off your mind. If we all went to school to use grammar in scholarly situations, most of humanity wouldn't need to go to school. You're supposed to take away from your grammar lessons, not use them when you need. Is it safe to assume that when you're handed change, you don't care about it and go, "I hated math class."
#23 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:02am by SunlightVeins
Hey "glamourful", SunlightVeins has superior grammar and spelling compared to anyone else here. You are not going to win! :P
#26 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:08am by IamSpartacus
Um no. I spent 5 years in retail jobs counting change, although I did hate math class. It just seems like a waste of energy to go around correcting people's grammar, even though I know what is correct and what is not. It doesn't bother me when other people are wrong. Is it safe to assume you are often called anal retentive and a know it all? You must have OCD at the very least.
#28 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:11am by glamourful
Anal retentive? Me? My friends and family would laugh at that.
I simply have a background, albeit a small one, in linguistics. If you want to debate descriptive grammar and prescriptive grammar, fine, but this is just stupid. Frankly, it's one indicator I can use to see who is worth my time and thoughts.
Also, you missed my point about math class. I did an adequate job of explaining it, so I can only suggest you re-read it. "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler."
#34 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:15am by SunlightVeins
Hey "IamSpartacus" I didn't realize we were having a grammar-off... lol. I know she is right on the grammar, but really... what is the point? Does it make her feel better about herself? Is it the only intelligent thing she knew to say? I wasn't just talking to her either. I was talking about all you grammar correctors... but since she made it personal... I am not going to lay back and take it...
#35 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:15am by glamourful
When people are grammatically incorrect when writing to the point that they're putting your instead of you're, their/there instead of they're, adding a load of LOLZ KUL GURL I IZ A GRAMMA G (etc.. oh god that too, when people put tec or ect... for those of you that dont know which it is or whatever, it's et cetera, meaning and the rest.. anyway im going on) and basically just forgetting stuff that we were taught in primary school, its kinda irratating. I fail at english so mines probably not all that great but the point is that if you'te not ten, dont type like a ten year old.. At least use a dictionary. Or spellcheck. Its there for a reason.
#49 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:48am by penizulaface
When did SunlightVeins make it personal? If you are referring to the comment about math class, I think you were taking it more personally than it was meant. Looking at her post, it seems she meant "you" in the general, third-person sense, not you personally.
And her original post was not simply a critiquing of grammar, but a response to another person (lifeofmoi) who made a slightly strong yet completely incorrect critique of the grammar of the original fml post. I say if someone's gonna rip into an fml post's grammar and be completely wrong about it at the same time, they're fair game.
#63 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:00am by Edumacated
ahh i remember back in the good old days..... before youtube was full of questionable content....
#115 - On 08/19/2009 at 12:36pm by StrangeSpider
How annoying. I dislike the way you're stating things SunlightVeins. It's their and/or our problem if our grammar/spelling is wrong. Glamourful obviously isn't taking your suggestions in a good way, why bother then? It's such bad taste to try to correct everything you see from everyone.
That's just me anyway, it is indeed your own problem if you want to keep wasting your time like this.
#135 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:42pm by wingedspiritus
wow I laughed so hard this is SO AWESOME!!! your boyfriend ftw!!!!
#27 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:10am by Shoemaster
At least he didn't ask you if you wanted a Scooby Snack.
;)
#30 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:11am by JustStayHome
Today, I laughed so hard at this FML that I pee'ed a little.. FML
#32 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:13am by CitizenErased93
To be fair, it could have been a moderator editing the fml submission who made the error.
#65 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:04am by Edumacated
Well how about stop being an uptight b_tch and lightening up D;
#44 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:31am by EpicFailzorz
This kinda FMLs were funny but I'm getting a bit suspicious. Why are all of them suddenly appearing?
If, however, this is true, that is fucking hilarious. Why can't sex be fun?
people these are beginning to get really old. there have been too many simmilar to this lately so most likely bull shit
#50 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:58am by Paige_Nicole10
You stayed in one position for 10 minutes? If this is real, you have bigger problems than the power rangers thing.
What's wrong with that? That doesn't sound bad to me; if it feels good for both participants and it contributes to their sexual experience, what makes it so bad? You may be missing the point of sex.
#62 - On 08/19/2009 at 5:57am by Alexxx_Anarchist
That is BRILLIANT, I think I just fell in love with your boyfriend.
Seriously, that's not an FML - that's a fun shag: dare to live beyond the stereotype sweetie, you'll laugh more and live longer.
.. makes note to replicate this FML next time she has sex!
#53 - On 08/19/2009 at 5:04am by thequickredofox
God, you suck, where's your sense of humour? I would high-five my boyfriend if he said that during sex.
#56 - On 08/19/2009 at 5:29am by Jeherin
i think i saw this as one of those "posts ending in ## decides..." on 4chan. nice to see those come full circle lol.
THANK YOU! i was waiting for someone to point that out. please don't claim another person's fml as your own..... it just makes you look desperate to have an fml.
#138 - On 08/19/2009 at 5:10pm by archfreak529
YDI for not having a sense of humor. It's sex! It's not supposed to be serious. Some of these women/girls act like sex should be like you see in these chick flicks...it never ever works like that!
#67 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:07am by magichateball
FYL, but if I were you I would have fallen out of said position in a giggle fit.
#73 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:53am by xTinyLovex
this not an epic fail it's an epic win power rangers is the shit two tumbs up >B^)
#74 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:56am by kurtsee
Guys, There's a lot of these FML's where the boyfriend says something lame, like nerdy.
This is a good example of how it's not funny and I can feel how she sees it as a turn-off.
It's not a win, it's a fail of a boyfriend that's still fucking nerdy in bed which is fucking weird and retarded.
Guys, There's a lot of these FML's where the boyfriend says good, like funny.
This is a good example of how so many people don't have a sense of humor. It's not a lose, it's actually no big deal if a boyfriend says that kind of stuff because it's actually FUNNY.
Just get a sense of humor. REAL sex is not like in the movies. A little humor here and there doesn't hurt. I would appreciate that kind of stuff; I love to laugh.
Copy from a french fml of one year http://www.viedemerde.fr/sexe/114094
#83 - On 08/19/2009 at 8:40am by ulysse
At first I thought I was the only one to notice that! This one is definitely pulled from the French one.
#88 - On 08/19/2009 at 9:36am by cyurihsung
idk how this is an fml. more like a win. ydi for not havin a sense of humor.
#85 - On 08/19/2009 at 9:07am by kcakes12
Your boyfriend wins.
What is with all the FMLs being like "Today, my boyfriend and I were having/about to have sex. Then he did/said something outside the norm."
Gotta admit..I'd be a bit shocked hearing that come from my BF..but you need to just shake it off. It's really not that big of a deal.
That's hilarious. I hope he comes up with something new for next time and that you post what he says on here.
#95 - On 08/19/2009 at 10:29am by roks_out_loud
Girls that complain about this doesn't deserve +10 minutes of sex.
#97 - On 08/19/2009 at 10:48am by billchilled
Not once have I ever heard the Power Rangers say, "Power Rangers, Transform."
#100 - On 08/19/2009 at 11:05am by talmadgeallen
That is awesome you should of been like go little read power ranger.
#101 - On 08/19/2009 at 11:07am by skatergirl21
No she didn't. Power Rangers don't say "Transform". She was deceived by an impostor :(
#113 - On 08/19/2009 at 12:24pm by ihatestupidppl
I'm pretty sure I would just raise an eyebrow and smile indulgently. Really, if you think something like this belongs on FML... you've clearly never suffered legitimate embarrassment or had anything bad happen to you.
#105 - On 08/19/2009 at 11:19am by moonsolomon
so not an FML///you fail at life. that's awesome. almost as good as whenever I'm about to get some i stop and yell out "GO GO GADGET DICK!!" my gf found it sexy...you're way too uptight. I mean really...even the stick in your ass has a stick in IT'S ass.
#106 - On 08/19/2009 at 11:20am by _THE_MASTER_
maybe you should stop having sex with 6 year olds. lmfao, who even remembers Power Rangers while theyre adults, let alone while having sex?!?
#112 - On 08/19/2009 at 12:21pm by lindeezybby09
You forget everything that's happened in your childhood. I pity you. I can name all 151 original pokemon and I'm damn proud of it. *we're blasting off again*
#185 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:39pm by monkey314159
FYL for thinking people need to hear about your sex life.
#117 - On 08/19/2009 at 12:58pm by yourMUMSgash
This is a nerd fail. Transformers transform, Power Rangers morph. If you're gonna do something overly nerdy you at least need to know what you're talking about. YDI for dating a guy who is so lame that he fails at being a nerd.
Not a fucking FML. Would bitches please stop complaining about their dorky boyfriends?
#127 - On 08/19/2009 at 2:42pm by futurecatlady
Hey, he just wanted to make you laugh a bit, I love dorky people who think they're funny trying to act like they're in their favorite shows
quagmire: apache penis e nay chuck. he could have said that
#136 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:47pm by laughingman
I'm sorry I find this so funny it would not be an FML moment more of a "what the hell?" moment.
#146 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:00pm by OGms_envious
#154 - did you just copy me or did you come up with that without looking at my post? ¬.¬
#184 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:57pm by The_Disturbed
"FML"? dude, that's hilarious hahaha i wanna do this . . .
#155 - On 08/19/2009 at 8:21pm by LavaMonster
I wouldn't mind that.. haha I think it's kinda random and cute... Just as long as it wasn't everytime. hahaa
#156 - On 08/19/2009 at 8:22pm by taylorsaurous
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA XD
that was the funniest thing ive heard all day!!
awkward and vaguely disturbing, but not really an FML
hilarious tho XD
#158 - On 08/19/2009 at 9:56pm by 777_alex_777
I bet you made almost every person who read this day.!!!!!!!! hahah
#159 - On 08/19/2009 at 10:03pm by Fateless_Fighter
LOL i love your boyfriend can we have his number!! lol
#166 - On 08/19/2009 at 11:46pm by missmishi08
I WANT MY BOYFRIEND TO DO THIS! THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING!!! I EMAILED THIS LINK TO HIM SO HE WOULD GET THE IDEA HOW MUCH I WOULD LOVE THAT! WIN WIN WIN A THOUSAND TIMS WIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =DDD
#167 - On 08/19/2009 at 11:54pm by miley_baby
Why why why why why why why why why why WHY IS THIS ON FML?!?!?!?!? You got laid, you stupid bitch! I feel like murdering somebody now.
am i the only one who noticed this sounds exactly like texts from last night?
(516): Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
#173 - On 08/20/2009 at 2:20am by kirstie014
Changing positions after 10 mins? How's that a fml? Most guys are done in five ... if you're lucky.
#174 - On 08/20/2009 at 3:05am by Raytestrak
I say FYL because your boyfriend said "Transform". If my boyfriend said something like "It's Morphin Time!", or even, "Go go Power Rangers!" during sex, I would find it hilarious and endearing. "Power Rangers - Transform" would just piss me off. They don't say "Transform" :( (Unless they added that to one of the horrific bastardizations of the series, like Dino Thunder or some shit, in which case it would still be annoying)
#176 - On 08/20/2009 at 3:52am by ihatestupidppl
My god your boyfriend is my hero.
Can I have his number?
#187 - On 08/21/2009 at 12:16am by invader0tal
Um... it shows that her boyfriend actually has a sense of humor.
If you don't want him, I'll take him. Quit complaining and appreciate what you have.
oooh man....... even i wouldnt sink that low, and im a huge nerd....
#190 - On 08/21/2009 at 1:05am by BluEG0pher
i have to admit. i haven't laughed this hard for a while.
#193 - On 08/21/2009 at 2:51am by aka_candy6
This is SO AWESOME!!! Your post makes me so happy! That sounds exactly like something that would happen in my relationship...only difference is I'd laugh my head off and ask if I could be the pink ranger. Lol.
HE'S DOING IT WRONG!!!
Tell him next time, It's 'AUTOBOTS, transform!' but said in a deep, powerful leader-like voice.
Hell yeah, he's awesome. FYL for having such a generic, ordinary humourless personality and general approach to life...
#196 - On 08/21/2009 at 11:20am by BrEnNo1023
Epic win! If my boyfriend did that, I would probably laugh my ass off hard core, then have some cheesy nerd-related comeback. FYL for not having a sense of humor.
Side note: I thought "Power rangers, Transform" was for when the Zoids turned into the Megazoid? Which would make sense in the context of sex.
#200 - On 08/21/2009 at 8:45pm by Blackrose13
"Mighty Morphin Power Rangers"
Go, go Power Rangers!
Go, go Power Rangers!
Go, go Power Rangers! Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!
Go, go Power Rangers!
Go, go Power Rangers!Go, go Power Rangers! Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!
"Power Rangers Zeo"
Stronger than before! (Go Zeo!)
Powered up for more! (Go Zeo!)
Rangers at the core! (Zeo!)
Power Rangers!
Zeeee-ooooo
Higher they can soar! (Go Zeo!)
Fired up for more! (Go Zeo!)
Even out the score! (Zeo! Zeo!)
Go, go Power Rangers!
Go, go Power Rangers!
Go, go Power Rangers!
Zeo! Power Rangers!
"Power Rangers Turbo"
Shift into turbo! (Go....)
Mighty engines roar!
Turbo charged for more!
Drive four on the floor!
Go! Power Rangers Turbo, go!Power Rangers Turbo, go!
Power Rangers Turbo!
Oh.....
"Power Rangers in Space"
Set controls to outer space now
Flying higher than ever before
Rangers (in Space!)
Go, Power Rangers!
Go, Power Rangers!
Go, Power Rangers!
Go, go, go, fly
Go, Power Rangers!
Go, Power Rangers!
Go, Power Rangers, go....in Space!
#209 - On 08/22/2009 at 3:10pm by LaceyPatrickson
I would love it if my boyfriend did that. I'm a total nerd. I would laugh my ass off first then probably attack him.
So I envy you. xD
never have i laughed so hard at an FML AND the comments together. Epic. :'3
and OP, stfu and try having fun during sex, not swishing your hair and rolling your head or whatever else you pick up off the TV nowadays. Lighten up. And next time, bring a light saber into it and have a bit of fun. ;D
Dorky Boyfriend Epic Win. :D
#213 - On 08/24/2009 at 9:19am by AFewScrewsLoose
dude this entire fml is full of win
bahhhahaha that's so cute :D
#216 - On 08/24/2009 at 5:47pm by tapesculpture
that is an epic win
and for all you people saying that the power rangers don't transform you forgot their zoids combine they change shape and postion
your life totally sucks. oh my gosh, this made me laugh so hard.
#218 - On 08/25/2009 at 3:46am by forthelose42
Hahaha, this is adorable! Can I have your boyfriend??? :)
#220 - On 08/26/2009 at 3:54pm by Hockey_Chik
I wish my boyfriend did that. :( All he does is grunt and look constipated...
#222 - On 09/01/2009 at 5:01am by ashtongale
Oh, I get it. I am sorry OP. Does his penis become a robot or when you go to have sex several small animal robots band together to become his penis? I am confused. What transforms?
#228 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:35pm by LaceyPatrickson
HAHA THAT IS SOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!omg you HAVE to give him props. AND im a girl. if i was you i would have LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!!!!!!i honesty think thats the funniest fml i ever read!!!:]]
I agree with #93. and he was prolly tryin to be funny!! :). made me laugh
#243 - On 01/22/2010 at 12:08am by birdsfly01
Could've been worse...when you guys changed up, he could've looked at his dick and said "To the Batcave, Robin!"
#247 - On 02/04/2010 at 8:03am by angrynegro7
