Today, I was at the lake watching a romantic sunset with my boyfriend. He tenderly started touching my thigh, then started shaking my leg to the rhythm while singing the J-E-L-L-O theme song. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34308) - you totally deserved it (5049)
On 08/16/2009 at 10:32am - intimacy - by juliaspaperbags (woman) - United States (Maine)
True. Cellulite has very little to do with weight and almost everything to do with genetics. I'm 5'4", only 104lbs at my heaviest and I still have some cellulite.
I have noticed in recent years that "heavier" girls blame it all on genetics. I think being "heavier" doesn't need an excuse, it just needs to be excepted.
#44 - On 08/16/2009 at 5:51pm by F_fatchick_lives
you're basically saying we should kill them off or quarantine them. I believe you were looking for the word "accepted"
#70 - On 08/17/2009 at 12:32am by chanman
Wait a second.... Jello has a theme song?!? Oh and
YDI for tickling birds till they actually tell you "stop I'm ticklish"
#71 - On 08/17/2009 at 12:55am by breadonabun
No, excepted. It's not ok to be fat. Excepted means it is excluded from the genetic part.
#77 - On 08/17/2009 at 3:05am by F_fatchick_lives
Wow...really?! I'm 5'6'' and weigh only 113 lbs, but my thighs still jiggle when you touch them that way...my husband does it too sometimes!
#27 - On 08/16/2009 at 3:11pm by Puolukka
Exactly, it could be all muscle, my thighs are all muscle but they jiggle :P
#60 - On 08/16/2009 at 9:15pm by Sun_Kissed18
your boyfriend=WIN
be grateful you have a hilarious boyfriend
#8 - On 08/16/2009 at 2:19pm by volleyballgirl16
Hehe I agree its kind of cute. My boyfriend makes my thighs, tummy and butt jiggle all the time and its not because Im fat its because skin and muscle move as well...and boys just seem to like playing around with girls bodies hehe. Unless youre doing like 1000 jump squats a day even the fittest person will have movement when someone jiggles their thighs. I dont know what the OP is complaining about...does she think her boyfriend was calling her fat or is she mad because he seemingly ruined a romantic moment? Either way she is being whiney and ridiculous over something thats really just cute playful fun. Girls always say they want a funny guy but then why is it that many seem to get angry when guys arent romantic 24/7?
I agree, my thighs jiggle but my stomach is flat, I don't have bingo wings and my BMI is in the 40th percentile. So chances are, the OP, like me, isn't fat. Also, fat has less tendency to cumulate around vital organs, which means that women are more likely to collect fat in the arms and legs than the tummy, which is where the uterus is.
#26 - On 08/16/2009 at 3:09pm by iGreen_Day
that's the worst thing that's happened to you? really?
I can't really say YDI because there's he didn't even do anything. You're telling me you couldn't recover the mood after he did something so innocuous? you're life sucks because you seem like a humorous shrew.
#11 - On 08/16/2009 at 2:23pm by IronyHappens
Well, an FML doesn't have to be the WORST thing that's happened to you, but I agree that this isn't even bad
You mean humourless shrew right? I agree
#13 - On 08/16/2009 at 2:30pm by divineinstrument
calm the fuck down IronyHappens, most people visit this site to read short humorous stories, not real FMLs
if it wasnt for these type of posts, at least 3/4th of us would be gone
#36 - On 08/16/2009 at 4:18pm by TurdMonkey
I think it's cute. you have a funny boyfriend, get over it.
#14 - On 08/16/2009 at 2:44pm by AmericaPie
I think it's cute & funny too, but thanks for sharing. haha.
#17 - On 08/16/2009 at 2:49pm by twinklebells
If you were unhappy with your weight and had been trying to lose some having your boyfriend do that could make you feel bad, especially if he knows you are trying to get thinner, so that would be a FYL
#21 - On 08/16/2009 at 2:53pm by catatonicsleep
Wiggle if you're wigglin' free gonna giggle while you jiggle in a wigglin' spree. Wiggle if you're wigglin' free gonna giggle while you jiggle in a wigglin' spree.
#22 - On 08/16/2009 at 2:55pm by cadre
1. To all the people commenting: no one gives a shit how much you weigh.
2. How is this a FML? You have a boyfriend. He doesn't mind the fact that your thighs jiggle (and let's face it, nearly everyone's thighs do it). He had fun with them. Get the fuck over it. Or if you're so concerned/insecure, go exercise or something.
That sucks, but I don't think he means it in a nasty way...
My guy does that too,
People are just insensitive sometimes.
everyone's legs jiggle. if your legs were completely hard and didnt move...thats not good. dont take it so personally. i bet his legs jiggle too.
#37 - On 08/16/2009 at 4:25pm by fartmouth123
Listen- you should be grateful you have a boyfriend who feels that he can play around with you like that. I'm TINY and my boyfriend still does it. When will women realize that if a guy loves you and is intimate with you- he could really care less about tiny things, and honestly, unless you say something he probably doesn't even notice. OP this isn't a matter of FYL or YDI- its a matter of you realizing that it sounds like you have a guy that's pretty darn into you. Get over it.
#38 - On 08/16/2009 at 4:29pm by chels070809
Don't worry too much about it. I don't know one single person whose legs don't jiggle like that. Anyone with .0001 percent body fat will have legs that jiggle, particularly if that person is female. Females just naturally carry more body fat, it prepares our bodies for childbearing. It doesn't make you fat.
#39 - On 08/16/2009 at 4:39pm by doubleAbattery
Your life is NOT fucked, you whiney baby. If my boyfriend did that to me, I'd sing along with him. And #16, I completely agree.
I weigh about 115, and I have cellulite AND my thighs wiggle. But, I am most definatly not fat. Don't be so sensitive, be thankful you were blessed with one of the few funny people left in this world.
#40 - On 08/16/2009 at 4:41pm by spidergirl41
What the hell is with girls when they say "FML" to their boyfriends doing something cute/funny? Spoiled and whiny, you are. :(
I'm 5'6 and weight 113-115 lbs and my thighs jiggle.
#42 - On 08/16/2009 at 4:55pm by blackberry1993
Your boyfriend is hilarious. I wouldn't worry, all peoples' thighs jiggle unless they're anorexic or a bodybuilder, and no one looks good in those bodytypes.
Best Boyfriend EVER!!! He's a keeper, and you might want to think about losing some weight there thunder-thighs.
#46 - On 08/16/2009 at 6:05pm by helpmeiamblind
Awww....
He was just being silly! My husband does the same thing. Hold on to those funny ones! They don't come around that often.
#48 - On 08/16/2009 at 6:12pm by Jennydew
do you really not know what J-E-L-L-O is? I think I might cry. no, I won't. I actually don't like Jello now that i think about it. Anyways,
from wiki:
Jell-O is a brand name belonging to U.S.-based Kraft Foods for a number of gelatin desserts, including fruit gels, puddings and no-bake cream pies. The brand's popularity has led to its becoming a generic term for gelatin dessert across the US and Canada. Because of this, in the United States, packages of Jell-O are marked as Jell-O Brand.
#69 - On 08/16/2009 at 11:43pm by sleepreader
YDI for not having a sense of humor, and then crying to the Internet about it. GTFO.
#52 - On 08/16/2009 at 7:26pm by Ub3r_Crippl3
Yeah, like others have said- jiggly thighs do not equal cellulite.
#53 - On 08/16/2009 at 7:27pm by ledandelion
hahah ur boyfriends funny :) so this isnt an fml. thats just hilarious. be grateful you have a funny boyfriend
#55 - On 08/16/2009 at 8:31pm by omgwtflolz
awwww ahaha that's actuallly so embarrasingg :( i feel your pain gurll
#59 - On 08/16/2009 at 9:02pm by ginaBambina
this is pure bullshit.....these repetitive FMLs are even more annoying than trolls!
#61 - On 08/16/2009 at 9:20pm by EveryDayJackAss
I can sorta understand where you're coming from, but I'm pretty sure there are infinite ways to recover the moment. It's really not that difficult to shut a guy up, just occupy his mouth another way.
#62 - On 08/16/2009 at 9:33pm by moonsolomon
He probably didn't mean it to be bad, but that's still kind of insensitive. He might of meant it to be cute or something but singing the Jell-O song while jiggling your thighjust comes across as mean..sorry OP
they should have a "get over it" button instead of just a YDI and FYL...
>>
just sayin..
#75 - On 08/17/2009 at 2:38am by Kita5kat
HAHA!
Hey OP, mind if I steal your boyfriend? =P
Man, thats so funny.
And to the people who say stuff like how these arent good/real fmls,
Think about it.. Why would we want to hear everyones sad/deppressing stories other then
These pretty funny ones!
HAHA, # 17 FTW!
#78 - On 08/17/2009 at 3:58am by _unwritten_xox
all you retard that think her boyfriend is funny are all wrong. think about how you would feel if your boyfriend did that to you. i would have slapped his ass in the face and left him there. there is a time and place to be funny, and making fun of his girlfriend's thighs was not funny.
#79 - On 08/17/2009 at 4:24am by outcast_qurl
LOL HAHA. FYL though. Your boyfriend might have been trying to be funny, but it was kind of insensitive D:
#80 - On 08/17/2009 at 7:30am by PschedelicWan
there's a jello-theme song?
by the way, i don't think he meant it in a mean way, every ones thighs jiggle a litte, even if they're skinny.
#82 - On 08/17/2009 at 8:39am by lacedheadbands
Haha, this is something my boyfriend would do. I wouldn't worry about it...if he is anything like my boy, he just likes joking around (even if he doesn't realize that some comments hurt you...that probably isn't his intent)
#87 - On 08/17/2009 at 3:24pm by snowglobe007
Thats not so bad i've read much more embarrasing things than this,We guys like girls no matter what just because he jiggled your thigh doesnt mean he was calling you fat you probably arent.
#88 - On 08/17/2009 at 3:40pm by Atomic_Bombz
Would you rather be told you have fat thighs?
The first thing my boyfriend ever said to me when I wore skinny jeans, is that I was thick.
I'm 5'7", 125lbs & very curvy. All I've got is thighs & boobs.
So it's whatever.
You make it seem like a big deal.
It's not.
#90 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:22am by babycankles
SO WHAT -en fucking dan jong. Why the hell admits the choosing board all the FML's with:
'we were getting hot and then my gf/by said: 'yaddeyadda' (something funny)'
There's no FML in those stories at ALL.
my boyfriend does the same thing xcept he says they're earth quakes on my leg
#98 - On 10/06/2009 at 12:53am by princess7_11
