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Today, I was at the lake watching a romantic sunset with my boyfriend. He tenderly started touching my thigh, then started shaking my leg to the rhythm while singing the J-E-L-L-O theme song. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39614) - you deserved it (5961)

On 08/16/2009 at 10:32am - intimacy - by juliaspaperbags (woman) - United States (Maine)

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J-E-L-L-O, it's aliiiive.

#7 - On 08/16/2009 at 2:15pm by Syn

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how cute. :D

#2 - On 08/16/2009 at 2:10pm by amsedel

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