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Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60851) - you deserved it (2825)

On 12/05/2008 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Mak1 - Belgium (Brabant)

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move out of the trailer park.

#8 - On 02/17/2009 at 7:43am by casanova

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was it a threesome?
im perplexed.

#3 - On 02/05/2009 at 8:50pm by bowener12

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