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Today, I came home early from work, and caught my girlfriend with my best friend. I forgave her. She thinks it's because I love her. It's because I wouldn't get laid otherwise. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26763) - you deserved it (43274)

On 08/12/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

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Why can I hear The Offspring's "Self Esteem" playing in my head?

#6 - On 08/12/2009 at 6:39am by EvilHippyEmperor

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Be the kind of guy who wouldn't stay with his cheating girlfriend just to get laid, and maybe girls who won't cheat will actually be interested.

#13 - On 08/12/2009 at 7:34am by Minuet

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