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Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62114) - you deserved it (9119)

On 08/12/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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11, YES. After that comment, none others matter.

OP, just use this as an excuse to take everything she tells you to do as a joke. Everything. Ask her forr cash, if she says no, take it and compliment her on her skills as a comedian.

#14 - On 08/12/2009 at 6:47am by caancoha

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I think you mistyped it so I fixed it.
She took my face in her hands and said "These aren't the droids you're looking for"

#11 - On 08/12/2009 at 6:39am by danielrp34

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