Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML

by Anonymous / 08/12/2009 at 12:44am / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy

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  • 11, YES. After that comment, none others matter.

    OP, just use this as an excuse to take everything she tells you to do as a joke. Everything. Ask her forr cash, if she says no, take it and compliment her on her skills as a comedian.

    #14 - On 08/12/2009 at 6:47am by caancoha

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  • I think you mistyped it so I fixed it.
    She took my face in her hands and said "These aren't the droids you're looking for"

    #11 - On 08/12/2009 at 6:39am by danielrp34

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