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Today, I hooked up with the guy I've been seeing. Apparently he doesn't believe in condoms and took it off without my knowing; I didn't realize until after. When I asked him in horror why he would do such a thing, he said "I love you. I want you to have my child." It had been our second date. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56289) - you deserved it (26172)

On 08/09/2009 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by SoniaLovesYou - United States (North Carolina)

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Wait, lemme get this straight? You had sex after the second date, and you're not even together? I think that's a YDI for jumping straight in there.

#10 - On 08/09/2009 at 7:15pm by Curtieeeez

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At least he loves you

#1 - On 08/09/2009 at 7:01pm by blackdog218

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