Today, I hooked up with the guy I've been seeing. Apparently he doesn't believe in condoms and took it off without my knowing; I didn't realize until after. When I asked him in horror why he would do such a thing, he said "I love you. I want you to have my child." It had been our second date. FML

by SoniaLovesYou / 08/09/2009 at 2:07pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

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  • Get the morning after pill, and don't EVER see him again. Some psycho that wants a baby this fast is NUTS. Of course, you are'nt too smart for having sex ON THE SECOND DATE! FAIL!

    #15 - On 08/09/2009 at 7:30pm by OneandOnlyOne

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  • Well, if she was dumb enough to do sex so soon, maybe she was dumb enough to not be able to notice.
    Or, she might have been too concerned with the ~PASSION~ to notice.

    [edit] Fuck, this was meant to be a reply. FML is being retarded for me.

    #13 - On 08/09/2009 at 7:22pm by DameGreyWulf

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